The Big Blue Page #3

- Hah!

Glad I didn't go.

I... I can't hear you!

I said the snowmobile papers

are in the glove compartment.

Get the customs office to send me a copy.

We can't get you new equipment

until our file is complete.

All right. You'll have them

by the end of the week.

Great. You've made me a very happy

insurance person. Thank you.

- All right. Goodbye.

- Dr. Laurence?

Yes?

Um... You don't happen to know how I can

get in touch with that diver of yours?

Jacques Mayol?

The last I heard he was in Taormina,

at the World Diving Championships.

In Sicily.

Sicily?

Duffy, we got big problems in Sicily!

- What do you mean?

- Oh, God - the Mafia!

Cosa Nostra, De Niro, Coppola, Pacino!

I knew we shouldn't have written that policy!

- What happened?

- The documents are forged.

- No!

- Yes! The notary is a phoney.

He's got the same signature as the contractor.

- Wait, that can't be true!

- Well, it is!

We must send someone immediately. If we

prove the forgery, maybe we're off the hook.

There's a plane in four hours to Rome.

From there, it's not far to Sicily.

- I'm calling Cordoza. He'll get us out of this.

- No! I called him.

- His son's bar mitzvah is tomorrow.

- Oh, damn his son!

- I'll go.

- You'd do that?!

- Yeah, I'll go.

- Oh, thank you!

I thought it was Spanish you spoke.

Italian's... practically the same thing.

Thanks a lot!

(announcement in Italian)

Mayol... Mayol... No reservation.

- Are you sure?

- Positive, sir.

This is the Hotel San-Domenico?

Yes, it has been so for 127 years.

(air horn)

(tyres screech)

Be careful of that car.

It's a new paintjob. OK?

Contessa!

Avanti, avanti!

Ah! Jacques!

Giacomino, my friend!

My brother!

So, you finally decided to join us.

You did the right thing.

Paolo, come stay? C'e la chiave.

You remember my little brother Roberto?

- Hi.

- Hi, Roberto.

- What room have you got?

- I haven't got one.

You don't have a room? Paolo!

What did I just hear? I call you to reserve

a room for my friend Jacques Mayol...

..and you treat him like a stranger!

- It's OK, Enzo. I'll go somewhere else.

- Not only is he a very special friend.

But he is one of the best divers in the world.

And you sling him out!

Are you crazy or what?

Stupido!

Drop it, Enzo. I'll find something.

(keys jingle)

Take mine. I'll take the Countess's suite.

She told me she was leaving

for the cemetery.

She'll be more comfortable there! Ha!

I'm glad you're here.

So, after all these years, you must have

lots of questions to ask me. Am I right?

Yeah, sure, lots of questions.

Well, what are they?

I don't know how to ask the questions.

- Are you married?

- (laughs) No, no, no, no, no!

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