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Oh no...

The biggest audition of my life and

I've got a splitting headache...

Next.

Yes.

Can you dance?

Yes.

Let's dance. Dance with me. Dance.

Here's the music. OK.

And now. Music.

More, more. Harder. Harder.

Harder.

Harder. Yeah!

You can do better.

Harder, harder.

Faster.

Harder!

More, more.

Non-Non for Headaches.

It's not even close to what

we asked for.

And now the if-l-can't-hypnotize-you

you-win-1-million-yen contest.

And who will the challenger from

the audience be this time?

Now...

who's it gonna be...

I broke a sweat.

How about that father

in the grey suit there?

No way?

For real?

We never authorized this.

This is more entertaining.

I never said "make it entertaining ".

Customers won't understand

the functionality of our product.

Well spoken!

It's aspirin, right?

Does it have any other function

than relieving headaches?

It has various components.

Like what? For example?

For example, like...

Whatchamacallit pie ring...

What's the name again?

Isopropylantipyrine.

See. Pro, pro, propylanti...

If you don't understand...

the customer will get lost

in the technobabble.

Commercials must be entertaining.

Otherwise, no one will watch.

Simple one-sided,

corporate masturbation is...

Masturbation?

We're the ones sporting the bill.

Then you're wasting your money

on boring commercials.

President, the phone.

I said "no calls! "

It's your wife and it's urgent...

Yeah. Yeah.

60 or 1 00 watt?

I told you I haven't the faintest...

Anyway... Take a look...

What? You can't reach it?

So pull a chair over there...

That a girl...

You think I'm smart?

Is this place Poorsville or what?

That's why I said the house

next door was better.

They're all the same.

Shirogane is the place.

We're here so...

You said we'd score here, limp dick!

I never said that.

Did so.

No man, I didn't.

Ouch! Stop it.

My, my, my balls!

Ouch! You're crushing my ribs.

My ribs...

Morishita?

What, what?

What's with you?

Keep your voice down.

Playing cards.

Cards?

Screaming over cards.

Are you a kid or what?

Let's play a hand.

We ain't playing cards.

What's with you?

I dig cards.

Don't you start too.

Owch!

May I have your name sir?

Kobayashi.

Mr. Kobayashi. What a wonderful,

loving family you have.

A beautiful daughter, handsome son

and kind, loving wife.

But we're broke.

Butt out.

Mr. Not-a-dime-to-your-name Kobayashi.

I've got more than a dime.

Mr. More-than-a-dime-to-your-name

Kobayashi, it's challenge time.

Please have a seat.

Now I'm going to hypnotize you.

If I fail, the 1 million yen is yours,

Mr. Kobayashi.

Okay.

Here we go.

Under my spell, you will become a bird.

Please look at my finger.

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