Surfer, Dude Page #2

And... and... and if we

don't make a deal,

then we're gonna

be wiped out.

Wiped out?

Come on, Jacko.

Well... ooh! No.

But, like, you know,

you... you have got to

go shake Zarno's hand.

Okay.

Just spendthrifty, okay?

Listen, bro...

Brother, I got no trouble

shaking a surfer's hand.

Ha ha ha!

Mmm.

This is Zarno's pad, dude?

- You cool?

- Yeah.

Anyway, it's his reality house.

Dude, the gray on gray...

I mean, like, gray does...

Something's wrong

with these fish, dude.

Gentlemen.

Eddie Zarno.

My apologies.

Conference call

with the board...

launch details,

marketing emergencies.

- It happens.

- Yeah.

I told them to stick it

for a minute 'cause Steve Addington

and his representation

were in my den.

- And hey, dude, this place rocks.

- Yeah.

Man, I was telling Jack,

I saw footage of you in Sardinia

crushing Porto Ferro, bro.

Man, killer cutback.

Cool, yeah.

Now I cut deals.

That's what I'm talking about.

Jack Mayweather.

God damn!

Only Steve Addington

could have a manager so cool.

- I don't know...

- Mr. Zarno?

Excuse me. Yeah?

- Mr. La Rosa's asking for evidence.

- Good, right?

Oh, God. All right.

Guys, I'm sorry.

I got some more hand-holding to do.

Margaret, my assistant,

will show you around,

show you the house,

show you the game... you.

Guys, we'll talk soon.

All right?

Cool guy.

Gentlemen?

Follow me.

This is our nerve center.

You can see the entire home here

on our monitors...

weight room, kitchen,

our spacious grounds.

Ah, that's your room,

Steven.

You have a perfect view of Malibu's Point

Dume from both windows.

The house is early

Klaus Woo.

- Who?

- Woo.

- Oh.

- Post-post-modernist revival.

- Jack:
Oh.

- Notice the strong lines

and the perfect circles,

as if to conjure the line of

the horizon and the molecules.

The house used to belong to

a very distinguished porn star...

This place is so...

- so...

- Okay?

Gentlemen.

This place is so...

Have you ever experienced

a first-person-emersion video game?

I've dropped a few quarters

into Donkey Kong.

This place is so...

pretty.

Follow me.

We're calling it "Free Surfer."

It's in beta,

available next Christmas.

Catchy title.

Put them on your head.

I don't want to

put them on my head.

It's the future.

It's the future, bro.

Take a peek.

All right.

Welcome to the digital revolution.

Right.

Whoa.

April May.

It's going off.

Whoa, bro.

You all right?

Ahh.

I don't mean to be complaining

'cause we're not complainers,

but I was curious...

what exactly do you need

Add here for?

Ahh.

We can simulate surfing,

but we can't simulate great surfing

without great surfers.

Oh. Oh.

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