Suing the Devil Page #2

you almost had me there.

Oh, made my day!

Am I punked?

Where are the cameras?

I'm afraid it's quite serious,

your honor.

Well I don't find it

very amusing.

Neither do I.

Can you prove you're Satan?

Can you prove I'm not?

What is going on here?

Oh my goodness, it's

so hot in here! Bailiff!

Bailiff? Why is the heat up?

What do you think?

Oh, my goodness! Bailiff!

What have you done

to the heat? Check it!

So, suppose you are

who you say you are,

do you realize the extent

of what you're saying?

The earth is mine.

And I will defend myself.

Do you have legal representation?

Do I have legal representation?

I know what you're thinking,

so don't say it.

Was this man

really the devil?

Well, I must say you've got

a lot of guts boy. Suing me?

I mean, do you really know

what you're letting yourself in for?

You're not really Satan,

are you?

Oh, and you're not Lukey Dukey,

are you, idiot?

Look, you better have a bunch of good lawyers

because I'm going to take you down.

You're a little pipsqueak.

Do you know how insignificant you are?

I mean, with one...

I could send you off into the abyss

in a little red corvette.

Hey, I've got God on my side, okay?

And He created you.

Ugh, got a card?

- I don't have one.

- No card?

Well, here's mine.

Call me, anytime.

Hey, don't smoke it.

I'll see you in court, baby.

Oh yeah, nice

magic trick, dude!

I needed someone to help me.

Someone I could trust.

There was only

one person I knew.

Get lost.

Come on, Mel! That's

no way to talk to a friend.

Friends don't ask friends

to sue Satan.

I really need your help

on this one, please.

Luke, I just passed the bar.

I'm not about to sue Satan

as my first case.

Find another idiot.

Mel!

The judge actually set

a trial date for next week,

which stunned everyone

in the courtroom, including me.

After that, I got hit with

a million interview requests,

which of course

I reluctantly turned down.

Honey, I'm home!

Call him a nutcase, but

Luke O'Brien is suing the Devil.

The judge was about

to throw out the case

until another man entered in claiming

that he himself was, in fact, the Devil.

Talk about another weird day

here at the Sydney courthouse.

You sure you want to

go through with this?

Yeah, of course.

The Devil's responsible for

the mess this whole world's in.

You said it yourself.

Yeah, but I didn't tell you

to go out there and sue him!

Why are you doing this, Luke?

Because the devil exists

and I have to expose him.

I have to expose him.

Ladies and gentlemen, please.

I'd like to thank you for coming here on such

short notice for such a monumental event.

Now, without further a due,

I'd like to introduce to you my client,

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