Stealing Harvard Page #2
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
You know, Noreen, a lot of kids
are just taking a year off these days.
Traveling? Seeing Asia? Lot of people
there. Must be something to it.
- Do you not want me to go to Harvard?
- What? No!
I just think there's value to being
on the road with nothing but $100.
Hell, I'll give you $100.
If it's about money, don't worry.
I've ever earned for this.
Plus, I get financial aid,
so it's all pretty much paid for...
...except one little chunk.
- Good!
- How much more money do you need?
- $29,879.
That's the small chunk?
It's expensive.
Found one.
And we need the money by the 1 5th.
Yeah. There's our Mr. Biscuits.
I have to go. Yeah, he just walked in.
I didn't know how to do it, but
I had to tell Elaine our house fund...
...had just become Noreen's
college fund.
So how was Patty's?
Really nice.
- You know, Noreen's a great kid.
- Yeah.
So much raw potential.
- Boy, with the right opportunities...
- So I found this great house today.
What do you think?
It's great. It's a charming starter house
on a spectacular tree-lined street...
...and it has hardwood cabinets.
And I love it.
If you go by and like it too,
then maybe we could...
Don't you think we're
moving fast here?
John. I know it seems scary to be
spending all this money on a house...
...but that's what we've
been saving for.
My mom and dad fought about money,
but that can't happen to us...
...because we have $30,000...
...for our house. Our home.
Our future.
And no one can take that
away from us.
That's what I meant.
So Noreen got into college, and
Elaine had found our dream house.
These wonderful things were locked
in a struggle for the same money.
Not $30, $30,000.
I had to try and borrow it.
- Hello, dear.
- I called my Aunt Jean:
- No!
- My Uncle Dave:
- No!
- And my grandmother:
Who do you think I am?
Albert f***ing Trump?
It was my last option. A man whose
ideas were sometimes so dumb...
...they were brilliant.
I had to go to Duff.
Hey, man, how you been?
John. Been almost two months. Did
you disappear off the face of the earth?
- I've just been busy.
- I've been busy...
...with my landscaping company,
Landscape Escape.
Doesn't mean I have to go and
disappear off the face of the earth.
- I can't stay mad at you, man.
- Duff! You burned me.
John! John!
- Tarp?
- Yep.
- Like a tarpaulin?
- No, just tarp.
Who can't spell tarp, Duff?
Duff? Don't you think you're
taking a little too much off the top?
I know what I'm doing.
I have to taper it so light reaches the
lower leaves during growing season.
But what about this string?
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