Stanley Park Page #5
- Year:
- 2010
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But with age comes experience
so by the time I'm 20,
(I'd be more like 12.)
Out of 10?
Is that a problem?
Lee!
Try round the back, sweetheart.
Can I get one out? He's an idiot.
He's a muppet.
Oh, good.
Oh, what? Oh, my...
Oh, you dirty bastards! I've just
had that table varnished.
I just saw his sex face.
Is she eating my
chargrilled chicken crinkles?
At least someone's getting some.
About time.
Right, I'm off.
You wait, you come back here.
Oi! Oi, you rotten little trollop.
Come back here.
I'm not done with you yet.
Mum, keep your voice down.
People will hear.
Oh, I'm sorry - did you not want
people to know!?
Come on, Julie.
Let's take it inside.
What, like she just did?
No, Rob. They should have at
least locked the back door.
I've just had a bowl of carbonara.
Come on, sweetheart.
It was just a shag.
Not on my newly
varnished kitchen table.
That is a place to eat dinner.
Not to shag a dog's dinner.
Oh, excuse me!
I like how it's all right for your
sons to act like Casablanca, but I
get painted as the scarlet woman.
Lee was quite happy to have a go and
I wouldn't have been round here
if your Harry hadn't have
winked at me this morning
and called me gorgeous.
She's right, Mum. It's not her fault.
We just got caught up in the moment.
Yeah, I was teaching him the art of
seducing a lady. A lady? You were
eating chargrilled chicken crinkles!
I couldn't help myself,
they were moreish. You are...
Oh, sh*t. Raggy!
Oh, f...
Yeah!
Oh, it's mental now.
Yes. Can I help you?
Oh yeah,
that's right, you piss off, darling,
now you've got what you came for.
But you just remember - when
your looks fade, you'll just be
another lonely old tart
like your auntie.
Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter
on the ground...
Ben, do you think Lee would
lay a whisper on my pillow?
I don't really know
how to answer that
because I don't know what
you mean. Just say the right thing.
Yes. Lee would lay a
whisper on your pillow.
I hope so, Ben.
I hope so.
Oh, look, this isn't helping.
You know what to ask
in these situations?
I think you know the answer.
To the left, to the left...
Properly. Sing it, girl!
To the left, to the left...
With hand movements.
To the left, to the left
Everything you own
in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff
If I bought it,
then please don't touch...
No, Ben, stop it.
This would never happen to Beyonce!
She's still a person, Raggy.
She still has feelings.
Just because she's beautiful.
I wish I was beautiful like Beyonce.
I think you are. And you'd
look dead good with a weave in.
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