Stanley Park

Synopsis: Sixth former Debbie Robinson lives with her sex-mad Auntie Pat in Stanley Park, Croydon,and aspires to be a fashion designer - or erotic novelist. She wants gorgeous neighbour Harry Stevens to 'fill his pants with his man milk' for her but he's just got engaged to the demanding Sadie. Whilst Harry and Sadie are out with his parents celebrating at Pizza Hut Debbie makes do with seducing Harry's young brother Lee on the newly varnished kitchen table but they are caught when the others return. Lee's Mum is appalled - Debbie stole her Pringles. Neighbour Raggedy Anne is appalled - Debbie stole her Lee and 'Raggy' is comforted in a sisterly way by housemate Bent Ben. Debbie however goes on to record that this will change all their lives forever.
Genre: Drama
28 min

I said, "I dunno, do you really

want to get married?"

Then you screamed and shouted yes and

everyone in Pizza Express applauded.

It was like a fairytale, Julie.

Yeah, well, your fairytale's

going to be a nightmare to pay for.

Only cos you're so tight.

Sadie, what did I buy you

for your birthday?

A Wii Fit. Does a tight person

buy his girlfriend a Wii Fit?

It's what you wrote in the card

that spoilt it.

A Wii Fit for someone who's

a wee fat. Who says that?

It was a joke.

Yeah, well funny. Mind you, not as

funny as the time when you cried

your eyes out at Danielle's wedding.

That was hay fever.

What you bringin' that up for?

You love weddings.

Don't pretend us getting married

hasn't been on your mind.

What are you, a f***ing clairvoyant?

How do you know what's

been on my mind? Harry!

You can't take it back on a

technicality, Harry. It's not fair.

I thought you said what was

important is that we was together.

Yeah, together - in a church.

You said a registry office.

Well, I've changed my mind.

Because I want to be the one that

everyone looks at for a change.

What, like last Saturday

night when you stacked it

down the stairs in Yates?

I was drunk!


It's called

An Ode to Lindsay Lohan.

Are you ready?

I don't need no nightclubs,

seven nights a week

Or claiming I'm a dyke,

I'd rather be a freak

I'd rather get the bus

and dress up in me rags

Than befriending Paris Hilton,

or those random doggy slags.


It's dead current.

Right, my turn.

It's called the Spaniard Barman.

She touched his oily chest.

Her breath steamed over his olive

neck. It sounds like a cook book!

No, it doesn't.

He caressed her milky bosom.

'Ere, Debbie - Harry and Sadie

saw your Auntie Pat

out at dinner last night.

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Leo Richardson

Leo Richardson is an American former basketball and football coach. Richardson was the head basketball coach at Savannah State University from 1964 to 1971, and the University at Buffalo from 1973 to 1978. He compiled an overall basketball coaching record of 146–176. Richardson led the Savannah State basketball team to a Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Conference conference tournament title in 1970, for which he was named coach of the year. He was the University at Buffalo's first African American head basketball coach. He also served as the head football coach at Savannah State from 1964 to 1968, compiling an overall football record of 13–25–2. Richardson was elected to the Savannah State University Sports Hall of Fame in 2010. more…

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