Stanley Park Page #2
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- 2010
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Looked like she was on a date.
Yeah, well, she wasn't interested.
He had a comb-over.
Accordin' to my brother, she
was shitfaced and he walked out
and left her with the bill.
Oh, piss off, Lee. As if.
I'm goin' up chippy.
Is anyone coming?
Oh, I see!
Like I want to be here anyway!
So, why didn't you poke me?
What!?
On Facebook. I poked you last
Thursday, you never poked me back.
I haven't even been online. Liar.
You wrote on Dirty Debbie's wall.
cos I see it on my news feed.
If you think I'm butters,
just say it.
I don't!
You're not even that fit. You're
only like a seven, not even a 10,
so why would I be bothered? Lee!
Yeah, that's my name. Sket.
Why are you being such a nob?
You are!
I don't get you.
I come up here with you all the time.
I listen to your feelin's
and how you were a bohemian poet
in your past life.
I was! How long's this been
goin' on? I mean, you only get
off with me when you're pissed.
Did anyone see that?
I don't care.
Ain't you got beautiful eyes?
Really?
Yeah. They're...
they're like a pond.
A pond?
I'm trying to be romantic.
No, no. That is quite romantic.
Yeah, I'm quite a
romantic person, actually. I like
cooking and hoovering.
You're like the perfect man.
Maybe.
My mum and dad are out
tonight with Harry and Sadie.
Celebrate their engagement. Oh yeah?
Yeah. Empty house.
Right. You could, like,
come over if you wanted?
Really?
If you want, like. Do you want me to?
Only if you do. Yeah, but, do you?
I don't care.
Well either you do or you
don't, Lee. Just make a decision.
Don't be a nob jockey!
You will be!
What?
Nothing.
God, we're so Sex In The City,
ain't we?
I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw
of Croydon.
Even though Raggy thinks she is.
And you, you're like
that Stanford Blatch.
You know, the bald gay one
with glasses. Oh, piss off.
You're so Samantha, anyway.
What, cos I can get anyone I want?
Not really like you're aiming
that high, though, is it?
Er. 'Scuse me.
I got winked at
by Harry Stevens this morning.
And he called me gorgeous.
I doubt that, sugartits.
Are you sayin' he's
out of my league? Um, yeah!
Well, you know who's out of
your league, Ben? Ken Dodd.
You know what I'm like. I'm just,
like, nervous.
No, I know. No, I mean it.
I am. And if you think I'm a
dick for sayin' it, I don't care.
I'm just not very...
Lee. It's OK. I'm nervous as well.
Does your mum know I'm over tonight?
I've got something for you.
Lee, who are you with? What?
No! I'm not a slut!
What!? I didn't say you were.
What? Aftershave!
Go away!
What? Are you with your mum? No!
I can hear laughing.
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