Stand Up Guys: The Stand Up Songs of Jon Bon Jovi

Genre: Short

- Hey.

Come in.

Looks the same.

Miss de Havilland around anywhere?

Yeah, I'm Miss de Havilland.

He's talking about your mother, I think.

Oh, she couldn't take the cold,

so she set up shop in Florida, Boca.

- You look like her.

- Yeah?

Anyway, my friend is looking for a party


What kind of party?

- Bar Mitzvah.

- Ah...

- Coming out party, going in party.

- Yeah, I got the next best thing.


Now, look at this.

I think that's the party

I'm talking about, yeah.

She's from Minsk.

Very clean.

Oh, yeah.

Clean is good.

- Happy parole.

- Follow me.


All right.

- Have a seat. Relax, relax.

- Thanks. Yeah.

Fixed the place up.

- It's the same, but different.

- Huh.


Would you give my regards

to your mother, please?

We used to be close, old friends.

I hope she still remembers me.

So do I.

- Hello.

- She's a beauty.


- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Nice...

too. Sweet girl.

Aren't you?

- She is.

- Come on.

- Wanna have fun?

- I'm retired.

- We'll have fun.

- Trust me, case closed.

- Come on.

- Wendy...

I need to use the phone, is that okay?

Yeah, use... there's one...

there's one through there.

Thank you.

- Hey.

- That was quick.

- Yeah, didn't work.

- Something wrong?

- It's not good.

- No, not good.

- Oh, it's okay, it's okay.

- We'll be back.

What are you smiling at?

- You find it funny? Is this funny?

- Nuh... nuh... no, no, I just...

Do you have anything

that are good to help my friend out?

Boner pills?

Oh, we've... we ran out of boner pills.

Is this a first for you?

- It's okay.

- We'll come back.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Just keep smiling.

- We'll be back.

I'll settle up with you.

Guys, if you get back before seven,

I'll give you the "Early Bird Special."

- Now I thought you said you're retired.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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