Snakes on a Plane Page #4

Hey, y'all two get together,

y'all might have,

like, two 20-lb

babies or something.

Dad, why can't you

come with us?

Come on,

you're gonna be fine.

Bet you're even

gonna have fun.

- He's just being a baby.

- Curtis.

I'm counting on you to be a man.

Now what does a man do?

- He looks out for his family.

- That's right.

- Sir.

- Oh, sorry.

My wife is meeting them in LA.

It's their first time flying solo.

That's okay.

Hey.

- Can I tell you a secret?

- What?

- Guess who's on the plane?

- Who?

Three G's.

- For real?

- I bet you could meet him.

Come on, Tommy,

let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we would like to welcome

you to South Pacific Airlines

flight 121

nonstop service

from Honolulu

to Los Angeles. At this time, I would

like your full attention

as the flight attendants

demonstrate

the safety features

of this aircraft.

When the seat belt sign

illuminates,

you must fasten

your seat belt.

There are several emergency

exits on the aircraft,

located in

the forward section,

aft section

and over each wing.

In the event

of decompression...

an oxygen mask will

automatically drop

from a compartment

above your seat.

To start the flow

of oxygen,

pull the mask towards you,

place it firmly

over your nose

and mouth,

secure the elastic band behind your

head and breathe normally.

A lifejacket is located in a pouch

under your seat.

This is how you put it on.

Slip it over your head,

pass the straps

around your waist

and adjust loosely

at the front.

Tampering with, disabling or destroying

the smoke detectors located

in the lavatories

is prohibited by law.

We wish you

an enjoyable flight.

Radar indicates a bit

of weather up ahead.

We might catch

a few bumps in the road,

but we'll be above most of it.

If you need anything at all,

you just holler at one

of those gorgeous flight attendants

and they'll take good care of y'all.

Thank you.

Good evening.

Thank you.

I'm Tiffany.

Hi, Tiffany.

I'm Sean.

So, um, mind if I, um...

ask what you did?

Oh, me?

Nothing.

It's what I'm

supposed to do.

Ever heard of Eddie Kim?

Oh, who hasn't?

Oh, I was watching one

of those crime shows once,

you know, with the hokey

reenactments,

where he tortured this guy who was

a witness against him

by gouging out his eyes

and then feeding him

to some pigs.

Pretty gruesome stuff.

Yeah, he doesn't

mess around, that guy.

So, um, you know,

what are you--

what do you have to...

I'm a witness

for the prosecution.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

That is so...

hot.

I'm gonna miss these

night flights.

I enjoy the passengers so much better

when they're unconscious.

And you,

I'm gonna miss you.

- Excuse me.

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