Smosh: The Movie Page #4

Hit it, Mr. Ellis!

I wanna be the master

I wanna flip the switch

Dude, that's awesome, you're...

You're, like, doing

flips and stuff, kind of.

Whoa!

My butt!

Oh, no. God, I can't believe

this is happening to me right now.

Well, I mean, it's not

happening to you right now.

It happened five years ago.

Look at the views. There's 301 views.

That's like the entire attendance

of a football stadium.

You know, in a small town

with a high school team

whose record is, like, five and five,

and they're not terrible,

but they're not great,

and they're losing a lot of close games...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it.

If Anna sees this video,

it's gonna remind her

about how much of a loser I used to be.

And the fact that I'm

super-cool now won't even matter.

I can't go to this reunion now.

I have to stay here at home

and never know if kissing Anna

really feels like licking a wet donut.

All right, dude, if you

don't go, I don't go.

Mostly 'cause I don't have a car.

And will it hurt to miss out on free tacos?

Sure it will.

Like a son of a b*tch.

But you're my best friend,

and I got your back.

- Thanks.

- Okay, we're not giving up yet.

Anna Reed hasn't replied

to the invite yet, right?

So, she probably hasn't been to the page.

She probably hasn't even seen the video.

You're right. So all we have to do is...

- Is go to the reunion.

- go and get the video removed

from YouTube before Anna sees the video.

What?

Thank you for calling

YouTube. This is Stephanie.

How may I direct your call?

Hi, Stephanie. My name is Anthony Padilla,

and I have a very important

issue I'd like your help with.

I need a video removed and

never shown on your website

ever again.

Okay. Are you a rich

and powerful corporation

that can threaten us with legal action?

- No.

- Then I can't help you.

Good-bye.

Didn't work.

Well, that doesn't really matter, dude.

The video's awesome.

It won't be awesome when Anna sees it.

I think I have an idea.

This is never gonna work.

If you want something done right,

you just talk to the right people.

And you got to look them

dead in the eye and beg.

Hey, do me a favor, let

me do all the talking.

Okay? Your people skills are terrible.

What are you talking about?

I have amazing people skills

Oh, let me get that.

Ah!

- Oh!

- Ah! Aah!

I am so glad that happened.

That was the funniest

thing I've seen all day.

Good day, sir. Good day, sir.

I did that. I did that.

Hi there, darling.

I am a very important, big,

rich CEO of a powerful company.

And I am his boss.

Well, now, Ian, a CEO

does not have a boss, okay?

I beg to differ, Anthony,

because I am the CFO

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