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Haley?

Haley!

Okay, Haley, just come back

up, and we will talk about this.

Hey, it's me.

Hello?

This is very unprofessional.

Hey. I can't talk right now.

Real quick. Mom and Dad called.

Ugh, what now?

What's up? Everything all right?

No, I don't need lotion in there.

Yeah, you do need lotion in there.

Hey, here's something fun.

Mom and Dad want us to come down.

They need us to clear out

some of our old bedroom stuff.

Why? They have other rooms.

I don't know. Maybe they

wanna get a treadmill.

A treadmill? Mom can't

even sit right on a couch.

I'm just gonna shape them real quick.

All right.

Yeah, no. I can't afford to

come to Orlando right now.

Well, I'll send you

money for the flight.

Come to Orlando. Ellis sisters reunion.

Coming home always makes things better.

That's actually a really good idea.

Tell me the truth.

Next stop, Orlando Airport.

Thank you for riding Greyhound.

Create the life you love

Please maintain contact

with your baggage.

All unattended baggage

will be confiscated.

Hey. Could I get a

small glass of tequila?

Like a shot of tequila?

Yeah, a shot. Just keeping it classy.

Paging Mr. Herman.

Oh, Mr. Pee-wee Herman!

Look at you. Hi!

Look at you.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Wow, turn it around. This is soft.

You look great. No.

I look like a dead deer

bloated on the highway.

No. You look like a pretty

deer who's still alive.

Mmm. But also, just recently hit.

Your hair is long! It's so mermaid-y.

Oh, I got a whole intricate sewn-in

system under there, but it's human.

Okay, well, you have to be

careful when you get fake hair

because some countries give

their young girls chicken hormones

and make them grow

it in their basements.

Do they get paid?

Because I would do that.

Hey, honey. I'm sure

you're out having fun

but I'm dying to see that

photo you were gonna send me.

She's having such a great summer,

but I think she's getting homesick.

I'm sure she misses you.

I miss her.

Like, in my body.

Mmm. She'll be back soon.

What's your deal? Been

doing anything fun?

Yeah. Rescue dogs have

so many hidden skills.

I've been teaching Polenta

how to smell diabetes.

You've been divorced for two years.

You should at least be going to

Chili's with your work friends

or some such basic sh*t,instead of spending

the night on Skype dates with Mom and Dad.

I've been having a lot of fun.

I've been teaching

myself how to make cheese.

I'm fine. I'm really good.

I'm real good.

What about you? Do you have

a job or a place to live?

I got an idea that's gonna solve

everything. Haley's gonna flip.

What's your idea?

I think we should move down here and

live with Mom and Dad for a while.

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