Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth

Synopsis: Another spoof of the Scream/I Know What You Did Last Summer horror gene involving a group of popular high school students stalked by a bumbling masked killer while a dogged reporter named Hagitha Utslay covers the story and of the plight of the prime suspect and transfer student Dawson.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Blanchard
Production: Trimark
Rotten Tomatoes:
86 min

And it's all over

the TV and news.

Oh great!

Now everbody knows !

Do they know who did it?

Some guy in a ghost mask.

That doesn't sound scary.





The fight between the Bloods

and the Crips

is postponed

until next Friday.

Refreshments and

a lovely dance will follow.

At least

I feel safe here.

Hi, Chuckie !

Wanna play?

We'll be okay

at school.

Nothing can happen

to us here.

This is the kind of thing

you read about.

Books are pretty.

Oh my God, he's right.

What's the big deal?

Kids get killed everyday.

This is high s chool.

No, Dawson.

This kid was white.


And, she was popular--

like me.


I hope that's

Barbara Walters.

What a rack.

H i, I'm Hagatha Utslay

from Empty-V News.

Kids, what do you

think about...

Wait, is that Dawson?

Tape this.

Chop, chop,

you fat rat bastard !

I'm Hagatha U tsley live

from Bulemia Fall H igh...

where we're surrounded here by

a group of "innocent" students,

most importantly,

Dawson Deery.

Student, drum major...

...and inspiration for

my best-selling book

" Dawson Is A Murderer."

- That book sucked.

- Not according to Oprah.

It was her pick

of the month.

So was "Chicken Soup

for the Butt."

That doesn't mean

I killed anyone.

Stay away from me.

Isn't it true

that your whole entire family

was murdered under

mysterious circumstances

while you were supposedly

at "camp"?

- H uh?

- H uh?

- Ooh !

- Bitch went down !

Just like home !

Yeah that, and they didn't

have a boxing team.

Guys, that is no way

to treat a lady.

U nless she burns the toast.

That's no lady.

What are you doing

here anyway, Doughy?

You're not a real cop.

Shouldn't you be guarding

the Orange Julius.


Sergeant Sears,

food court police.

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