Shrek Forever After Page #2

Messenger:
Your Highness! The Princess! She’s been saved!

Harold and Lillian gasped happily, while Rumpelstiltskin was shocked.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Huh?!

The king turned, giving a smirk as he ripped the contract up, to the deal maker's dismay.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(lip trembling) Who saved her?

(End of Flashback)

In the present, the book was finsihed being read by the certain foiled deal maker, who was the one narrating. The next pages showed Shrek roaring, scaring away villagers, and then the helmeted Shrek carrying Fiona over his back while he and Donkey ran away from Dragon and the fire she breathed. Donkey's tail was even on fire.

Rumpelstiltskin:
No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, whose roar was feared throughout the land, would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.

He angrily turned the page, showing a picture of Shrek and Fiona (as an ogre) kissing and a separate picture of their babies.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(irate) True love’s kiss led to marriage and ogre babies!

He ripped off the page of the babies, showing the page of good guys and villains (who were reformed thanks to Artie) holding hands together.

Rumpelstiltskin:
The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace. (sarcastically) Goody for them!

He ripped off that page as well, leaving the page with the ogre family in front of the swamp.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(furiously) AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY--

He ripped off that page, leaving the page of Shrek with Donkey and Puss bumping fists.

Rumpelstiltskin:
EVER--

He ripped off that page, getting to the final one with Shrek and Fiona riding a unicorn, while Pinocchio waved a wand, Donkey ran with his kids, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice, Puss and Gingy riding down rainbows, and the ogre babies riding a cloud.

Rumpelstiltskin:
AFTER!!!

He ripped out that as well, and fumed while clenching the page in fist. He was shown to be reading the book in a library. Then, Pinocchio, wearing an apron, appeared and saw what he was doing.

Pinocchio:
Sir? You’re gonna have to pay for that.

He quickly realized he ripped a book that didn't belong to him, as he turned to the wooden puppet.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(stutters) M-m-maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio:
Oh, I’m not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(smirks) Do you want to be?

The next thing you know, Rumpelstiltskin was booted out of the library by Pinocchio, screaming as he face-planted into the dirty sidewalk.

Pinocchio:
Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!

He shut the door as the coughing former deal maker looked at the final page of the book and picked it up, looking at it with anger.

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