Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter Page #5

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A day when you were

an innocent, mindless little baby.

You took the day I was born.

No, Shrek. You gave it to me.

Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,

because when this day is up...

But you haven't heard the best part.

Since you were never born, once

this day comes to an end, so will you.

Where's Fiona?

Where's my family?

Silly little ogre.

You don't get it, do you?

You see, you were never born.

You never met Fiona.

Your kids don't exist.

How's that for a metaphysical paradox?

Looks like you got

exactly what you wanted!

- Happy Ogre Day!

- Rumpel!

Get him, witches!

You know what'd help morale

around here? Flip-flop Fridays.

Feet be comfortable

with the breeze on your toes.

Come on, girls!

Lock all the doors,

you worthless witches! Do it!

I'll be right back, Donkey!

I don't know you! I don't know him!

I'm glad I'm not you.

Help me! Help!

Help!

No, not my pretty ball!

Watch out!

Wolfie?

My angry wig.

Help! I've been kidnapped

by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!

Donkey! Get off of me!

Watch it with your pointy hooves!

- Just take my wallet!

- Hey!

I'm being ass-napped!

Animal cruelty! Help!

You need to calm down!

I'm your friend.

I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?

Good. I'm gonna let go...

...right... now.

Please! Eat my face last!

Send my hooves to my mama!

Donkey! You've got to trust me.

- Why should I trust you?

- Because...

Because...

OK.

Fine! Go ahead!

Run away! Who needs you?

I've never seen an ogre cry.

I'm not crying.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

I cry all the time.

Just thinking about my grandma,

or thinking about baby kittens,

or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,

or a little baby grandma kitten.

- That is so darn sad.

- I said, I'm not crying!

Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.

It's none of my business

why you're upset.

By the way, why are you upset?

I was tricked into signing something

I shouldn't have.

You signed up for one of them

time-shares, huh?

No. I signed this.

You should never sign a contract

with Rumpelstiltskin!

Yeah, I got that.

- His fine print is crafty.

- I know.

- His exit clauses are sneaky.

- Yeah, I...

- What did you say?

- I'm talking about the exit clause.

Used to be, you had to guess his name,

but now everybody knows

who Rumpelstiltskin is.

Donkey, I've read the fine print.

There's nothing

about an exit clause in here.

Well, you didn't expect him

to make it easy for you.

Here, let me show you how it's done.

I didn't spend all that time

around them witches

without picking up a few tricks.

Your tiny, little ogre brain

couldn't begin to comprehend

the complexity

of my polygonic foldability skills.

What are you doing?

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