Sharknado Page #2

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I'm just happy you're okay.

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

What? Do you think you're too old for me?

No, I'm your boss.

So?

So? Go get back to work.

Hey! I'm not too old for ya.

I don't think.

I'm not your boss.

Daddy issues. Hey! I'm

not judging you darlin'.

Ouch!

I have daddy issues too.

- Here to issues.

- Yeah!

Who's is this?

Hurricane David is poised to

be the first hurricane to hit

the state of California. And it is now

barreling toward the

Santa Monica shorelines.

We have suffered tropical

storms in the past but

we have never been hit

by a storm quite like

this. Wide spread flooding is expected

and experts are saying global warming

is the reason for this unprecedented event.

We will be back with

more news as it develops.

Hello. Wexler residence.

April it's Fin.

Yeah Fin I know your

voice. What do you want?

Look I'm just calling to make sure...

When did you go back to using Wexler again?

Cause that's my name.

Look Fin I'm really busy.

Just calling to make sure

you and Claudia are okay.

There's a bad hurricane

rolling in and I want...

Is this about money?

Because if this is about money

Fin, I told you already that...

It's the storm. I just want

to make sure guys are okay.

Of course we're okay.

It's barely even raining.

Look, it's really sweet

that you are calling in

to check in on us but

Collin already checked the

drains and, we're gonna be

fine. They're cleared out.

Well it's flooding here and

not the plumbing. The ocean.

I think you guys should get out of town.

What are you talking about? We

are 100 miles from the ocean.

You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.

And on a day like today

it's not far enough.

I'm gonna take you and

Claudia further inland.

And what about Collin?

You know you are not the only

one that can keep us safe.

We're not going anywhere.

Fine. Then just let me get Claudia.

We'll make it my week for the month.

Is that what this is about?

No!

Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like

you always do. I gotta go okay. Bye Fin.

Who's that?

My wife.

That is his wife.

- Yeah his wife.

- Shut up Baz.

Alright everybody, listen up.

I'm closing the restaurant.

Storm is coming and it's coming

fast. Get home safe everybody.

Don't forget taco Tuesdays.

George, you got to get out of here.

What's going on?

If I don't secure the bar,

I'm going to loose everything.

Come on George, George wake up.

Oh! I hear an angel, I must be in heaven.

George you better wake up or

I'm calling in your bar tab.

Oh, I'm up, I'm up.

Hey hey, you need to go home.

I'm not going anywhere.

This is not your problem.

No! It is my problem. Because if this bar

get blown over then I'm out of a job too.

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