Shark Lake Page #3

Think they'll let me

mount the bear head

on the wall?

Dude, these are

tranquilizer guns.

All I'm saying is...

I talked to the dogs.

It was a bear after all.

You were wrong.

No, I'm not.

Your killer's

definitely not a bear.

This has been a terrible

tragedy for the victims,

and our thoughts and

prayers are with

their families.

Jesus, he's not picking up.

Pick up your phone, Lewis!

I do want to commend the

Department of Conservation

and Natural Resources for

their quick apprehension

of a black bear.

It is a male approximately

five hundred pounds

and now the people

of Nevada don't have

to worry anymore

about being harmed.

How big was the bear?

Uhh, five hundred pounds...

everybody, get out

of the water!

We got him! It's

under control!

No, it's not!

Get 'em out now!

Hernandez!

Get em out!

Oh sh*t!

Tell him what you told me.

Okay well, see...

Most sharks, if you

drop them in a lake,

they'll absorb too much

fresh water relative to

their body solvents

basically causing them

to drown from

the inside out.

But bull sharks, bull

sharks are very special.

They're unique in that

they have the ability to

regulate their kidneys

to suit the salinity

of the water

they're in.

This type of variable

osmoregulaiton is only

seen in a small

percentage of sharks.

It's not possible.

Who's ever heard of

a shark in a lake?

Bulls have been known

to swim way up the

Mississippi River.

They've been spotted

in Lake Michigan.

A whole bunch of

them swimming happily

in Lake Nicaragua.

Well, how long can it

last in that without having

saltfus... ozmo...

whatchamacallit kills it?

Bullsharks won't expire due

to the lack of salinity.

In English?

It will live and thrive

until somebody removes it

or kills it.

We don't have a river that

connects to the Pacific

so professor, how did

it get into my lake?

That's a good question.

If I had to guess, I'd say...

- Somebody put it there.

Are you ready for

your big swim meet?

Don't be nervous!

You need to go right now.

I'm sorry.

Just um...

Just tell her that uh...

Just tell her I stopped

by to talk to her, alright?

I'll tell her.

Sheriff, can you

confirm its a shark?

As I'm sure you

all know by now,

there was another accident...

on the lake this morning.

We don't have a ton

to go by just yet,

but we are taking

every precaution here.

We are temporarily

closing the beaches,

and urn, we are asking

everyone to stay out

of the water until we can

confirm that it's safe.

The headline here is

that we're on it!

And soon everything

will be back to normal.

Trust me.

I love you, and I'll

always protect you.

You know that right?

Mmm-hmm.

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