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Mayor.

Mayor!

As Mayor of Louisburg,

I promise that I

will make this town

more business

friendly for shops,

restaurants, hell

gentleman's clubs.

I'm gonna bring it all in.

I'm gonna make this town...

Hi, welcome to Honkers.

Are you here for the fundraiser?

No.

Are you

here for Bret Johnson?

No.

Are you a supporter?

No I'm not, I'm just

picking up a friend.

I look

forward to speaking

with all of you one on one.

Especially Miss Maxwell.

Someone whose support

I did not expect.

Not supporting,

not supporting.

Not supporting.

You are supporting.

No I'm not.

You are, you're here.

Heads up.

I just saw something

coming at me.

What the hell?!

Hey, move with me, come on.

Oh I've got the moves baby.

Okay, alright okay.

Oh yes.

Hey Dex, Dex

what are you doing?

Way to go fellas!

Bret, hey man this

fundraiser was awesome!

City Council, thanks for

all the free food and sh*t.

You guys are gonna

make the best team.

You guys voting for Bret?

You guys are voting for him.

You want Bret for Mayor?

Dex I'm running.

You're running.

Kinda changes things doesn't it?

Don't worry, I'll

totally vote for you.

Dex are you okay?

Yeah yeah,

just one minute.

Cool, I'm just gonna

let you rest there.

Hey thank you.

What?

Excuse me gentlemen.

I need you, come here.

What's going on?

Is the council backing you?

Well it's a fundraiser.

Oh my god, if I

were Mayor I would

actually make this town better!

I'd be able to

protect my grandma!

What are you gonna do?!

You're gonna put in strip clubs.

Maybe.

Face it, if you win

it's only gonna be

because you have a penis.

Oh, I don't need a penis.

You're not gonna get

the votes because

you're in your 30's,

you're unmarried,

and you have a lousy haircut.

You know what?

You have a terrible

haircut, check it out,

right there, 30's,

unmarried, awful haircut.

What's the difference?

The difference is I'm a dude.

So it doesn't really matter.

My haircut is standard.

Let go!

No!

I wish that men would

behave like women.

The world would be

a lot better place.

I wish women

would act like men,

it'd be more action less talk.

Let go!

No!

Are you okay?

What

just happened, sh*t?

My watch is broken.

I gotta go.

Good talk.

You

alright in there?

I'm fine.

Oh my god.

Dex, what are you...

Dex, what's going on?

I was gonna make you eggs.

Ew.

But waffles it is.

That's so sweet of you.

What's going on with you?

Shouldn't I be

asking you that?

I didn't think I drank

that much last night.

Hey, do you know who put

that ugly couch there?

You did.

Okay.

Are you wearing makeup?

Don't forget, I'm

cooking you dinner tonight.

Gotta go to pilates.

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