Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Page #2

I mean, I've never gone

out with anyone so talented.

Go out with

a lot of guys?

No.

Yeah, so, whatever, man.

I've never even

kissed a guy.

Hey,

me, neither.

Here you go.

So, this is

your secret lair?

Yeah, yeah.

Can I come in?

My secret lair

is one of those

"No girls allowed"- type

deals.

Okay.

But do you wanna see the

house where I grew up?

Sure!

Come on.

There you go.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh, God.

So alone.

You're not alone.

What?

You're just having

some idiotic dream.

Does that mean

we can make out?

Oh, God!

What is it, Scott?

I had this

totally weird dream.

Oh, God.

What is it,

Other Scott?

Can we skip the dreamtime?

Color me not interested.

But there was this girl.

Girl?

Was this

an Envy-related dream?

We don't use

the E-word in this house.

No, it wasn't her.

It was somebody new.

Yay for that.

Speaking of new,

weren't you supposed to take

your fake high-school girlfriend

to the library

a half-hour ago?

What? It's like 6:00

in the morning.

Shh!

It's weird.

What's weird?

Libraries remind me

of grade school.

That must seem like

a really long time ago.

Yeah, let's talk

about something else.

Do you know that girl?

Scott!

What?

You only played one note

for that entire song.

My hand slipped.

Is your girlfriend

distracting you?

My girlfriend?

I'll be quieter.

Let's do that one again.

Sorry, what are we doing?

I told you, like, 50 times!

We're going

to this party, retard.

Party?

At Julie's.

I thought

you guys split up.

We did, but there might be some

label guys there, so, you know...

Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!

At least it'll give us

something to complain about.

Oh, man!

This sucks!

Sucks!

I'm gonna go pee

due to boredom.

I have to pee.

You know, so I told him

you've got a really good sound,

and I think that you

should market your sound

to deaf people, because... Scott! Hey!

Hey, Comeau.

How about this party? You

getting your drink on here?

No, I don't drink.

This is just Coke Zero.

What do you mean,

you don't drink?

I distinctly remember you being very

drunk off a couple of G-and-T's...

Hey, Comeau,

you know everyone, right?

Yeah, pretty much, I do.

You know this one girl

with hair like this?

Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.

Somebody said she was gonna

be here tonight, actually.

What?

Oh, Scott.

You have the hots for her or

something? I gotta tell you though,

I hear that she's

a little hardcore.

Hey, what's up?

Nothing.

Hey, you know Pac-Man?

I know of him.

Well, Pac-Man was

originally called Puck-Man.

They changed it because...

Not because Pac-Man looks

like a hockey puck.

"Paku-paku" means

"flap your mouth,"

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