Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #4

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No matter ...

A and look ridiculous with long dick of a meter, right?

A ridiculously plowed. "Ia-IUF you the scula mea long."

"Arathi ridiculously."

"Arathi ridiculously. Thi-ar cu bine is never a medium."

Whatever the medium size.

Mi-bine ar sta ...

If I have one meter, and to them the car every erecie.

What would be ...

A and lying there without some blood in me, just a dick ...

Is normal. I never thought about that before.

Do not be preoccupied with it. Do not worry, it's good.

Chiar this.

Now I'm worried that you nchipuii, "It's ..."

If I see you naked, I have to say, "That's the smallest dick I've ever seen."

I tell you this.

V-Athi uita:
"uite a dezbrcat om."

Chiori you should not ... I do not know what I did and the!

I do not know what I did and the!

Chiori you should not!

Athi spune Decat: "uite one penis. This normal."

This Normala.

And no doctor could not tell you, is under oath So do not you ever switch off.

So I gave ... urine samples ...

Cald of pipi ... Putha

From blood and my penis size average.

I was satisfied, he likes to do that.

i-Apoi zice IMI,

"I Pothi dezbrca the Pana chiloi?"

Bun, m dezbrac the chiloi ...

FIU al naibii!

Au scpat papagalii cuiva.

Deci me-a zis DAC says pot dezbrca la chiloi.

Oh, la varied ...!

One day the white chiloi port.

Or mare pipi leg.

Why not warn me?

"Look, I'll check chiloii Do you later."

I chiloii after you have checked? Maybe the so happens again.

I never ever thought, "It would be good to check my chiloii."

Ever, this was the first time when I had to do a check post-pee ...

So ...

What infact. He checks pee test, will return in a few moments and you will see ...

and a vase-o ...

He saw her immediately and turned and looked to the A. ..

I was trying to hide, pull it to the side, but he pulled back and saw it.

Am i Atins it, Cand mi-zis the sound of you esc.

It was very embarrassing.

Give ... Ce vain povestesc I asta? Ah, the ...

Good, the so happened. Basically I made myself in front of the doctor.

I came home and I told a friend what had happened.

and el imi zice ...

Trebuia s you faci "command" (goals can c ).

Genial!

It would have been much less embarrassing, right?

When he should have thought so, "Oh no, I watered, what to do?"

"From sigur, scot the chiloii."

"This uscat ca IASCA, doctore ..."

Trebuia s m fac "command" !

The commando troops not wearing chiloi?

Gate and they chiloi, right?

Chiloii why not you?

This?

And I'm commando and wear underwear.

I've never heard of such a thing ... I've never heard that phrase before.

The sound Thi Vada it.

Even ...

Definitely one to see it now ...

And Sarma ghimpata acolo or s thi-o pierzi.

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