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And now, the main event of the evening.
broadcast in more than 100 countries,
and has sold over 7 million DVDs.
And now, is the fastest-selling live tour in British history.
So, please, let's welcome on stage
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Not too exaggerated, right?
It's just me and the microphone now.
Not even makeup are not. Incredible.
It is fantastic to be here, at mre city in the world.
Thank you very much.
This is better, because you keep all ... money.
No more ...
"Fac prea mult". Ba nu, deloc.
"As we gathered last year, only for cancer?"
It does not matter. For what?
"Dan-ne estimate the sum."
And I hope to be welcomed.
Give v spun pole,
"Well, I paid for that equipment,
dai chelul wing mic or part of the de-acolo. "
Last year I thin a show for teenagers with cancer.
"Inca Suntem bolnavi!"
Athi rezistat ...
There is a nice show.
Adolescents with cancer have free entry.
A a eu sunt.
How great it can be for them.
While, you know me ... Maximum.
So thin now show the second time,
And he told me how that turned 18 and how hard it was ...
And I said, that was 2 years ago.
Means that now has 20.
Lying bastard ...
I seethed with anger.
And when I'm tired, I said "Dude, you recognize."
"Ziceai c to 18 ani atunci, decision acum to 20."
"Ie, first the Afara!"
i am Chemat Paz ...
They served, see.
Although they got a little hard at first,
then caught and they ...
Scotei it out! And to room started to boo.
It's a big box, right?
Nu M two mare.
But we want to know that is large box, not that I am a dwarf.
I thin a show charity last year for autism.
"Salut ..." Bgau i i i nasul, practic.
But I thought, "to be nice to them, for now."
"When I raise my high fence, you can go to hell."
And a couple had a son with autism.
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