Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation Page #3

[Ira] Wow. This is so exciting.

Look at all this hardware.

Nothing but the best.

Basketball players get free shoes.

We get computers.

Which would you rather have?

- [Both Laughing]

- Excuse me.

I'm terribly sorry to bother you,

but I really must tinkle.

Could you tell me

where the lavatory is?

- Around the corner.

- Oh, thank you very much.

Trevor Gulf. Great guy.

He's from England.

He could be

in your pledge class.

Oh, that's great- meeting

nerds from different lands.

Let me introduce you

to some of the Tri-Lambs.

[Harold]

Who's that guy over there?

Oh, uh, that's

Steve Toyota.

Steve's the editor

of the school paper.

- Toyota!

- Enjoy your refreshments-

[Continues, Indistinct]

I'd like you to meet,

uh, Harold and Ira.

Toyota?

Are you Japanese?

[Southern Drawl]

Heck no, boy. I'm Korean.

Why do you talk like that?

South Korean.

Seviche with fresh cilantro.

Thank you.

I grew the cilantro

in our greenhouse.

Come. Come. I'll show you.

[Beeping]

We grow all our own

herbs and vegetables...

as well as orchids

to give to our dates.

In addition to being

a gourmet chef and botanist...

Mason is also the school mascot-

the Adams Atom.

Boy, it looks like

you Tri-Lambs do everything.

- [Loud Drilling]

- What's that?

[Malcolm]

That's Edith Krug.

She's president

of the Archaeology Society.

She's uncovering a major find

right here in the basement.

[Coughs]

Howdy.

- You have girls in Tri-Lamb?

- Oh, yes.

Tri-Lamb doesn't discriminate...

nor do we instigate

a means to segregate.

It is ourjob to facilitate

a means to educate.

We believe that diversity

is the cement...

the Krazy Glue, if you will...

that bonds us together.

Yo, bullet head! Bust it!

- [Hip-hop]

- Tri-Lamb, here we go.

Ah!

[Continues, Faint]

Whoa. What a great frat.

Is this Alpha Beta?

No. Lambda Lambda Lambda.

I never heard of'em.

When I went to school, anybody

who was anybody pledged Alpha Beta.

Come on.

We're almost there.

- Nice house, Dad.

- What the hell happened?

Welcome to Alpha Beta

rush week.

I'm Bobo Peterson,

rush week coordinator.

Orrin Price, class of 1960.

My son, Adam.

He'll be joining your fraternity this year.

Oh. Want some chicken?

Come. Join our riotous debauch.

Tell me, what fraternity

is Lambda Lambda Lambda?

It's a nerd house.

It's cool, isn't it?

[Rock]

How's this year's

pledge class coming, Bobo?

Oh, great. Anybody

who wants to can get in.

I wish we could get some nerds though.

It's almost impossible.

Wait a minute.

Nerds at Alpha Beta?

Yeah. They could raise

our grade point average...

and fix up our house real

nice like the Tri-Lambs.

I can't believe I'm hearing this.

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