Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #2

"prologue. "

I keep getting that confused

with "mon-Tay-Gwee. "

That's not even a real word.

I looked it up in two different

dictionaries.

Montague -

It's romeo's last name.

You are so smart.

My mother says you're a boy

who's going places.

Uh... you don't talk about me

to your mother, do you?

I talk about you

to everybody.

Forsooth, fair juliet,

Wouldst thou likest

yon hot chocolate?

Oh, jimmy, wherever did you

learn to speak like that?

It's fancy talk

from "romeo and juliet,"

'Cause when a guy

wants to woo a girl,

He needs, you know,

the right language.

Are you trying to woo me,

jimmy harper?

I need words to tell you

about my pounding heart

$4 words that make a guy

sound smart

well, I guess that's why

they invented shakespeare

his articulations of a lover's

palpitations are so keen

my bounty is as boundless

as the sea

my love as deep,

the more I give to thee

oh, you sound so dreamy

when you talk like shakespeare

a big vocabulary

should be customary

when you fall in love

la-La-La la la-La,

you're a snowy dove

la la la,

prodigious birth of love

la-La-La la-La,

hip, hooray for shakespeare

sure as I am breathing

you can make

elizabethan language fun

we are just like

romeo and juliet

we're happy, young,

and bubbling with love

I can't wait

to read the ending

I can't, either, but i'm sure

it turns out real swell

I bet romeo

marries his juliet

they have a baby

and make lots of friends

that's probably the way

the play ends

you doth teach the torches

how to burn real bright

hanging like a jewel

upon the cheek of night

hark, what light through

yonder window breaks here?

we'll be future spouses

put a plague on both

our houses if we're wrong

shakespeare!

The sad truth is

that if our schools

Spent less time indoctrinating

our children

In the works

of bill shakespeare

And focused instead on the

work of a far superior author...

Well, things might have

turned out differently.

And the delicate heart

of young love

Might not have been stabbed.

Stabbed and pinned

to the shameful corkboard of...

The reefer den!

Come on, mae.

Get up off your duff.

What time is it,

jack?

Time to give this place

a going-Over.

It looks like the marines

have landed.

That bunch last night

was high enough

To take over the marines

and the navy.

Party's over, sally.

What a night -

I was in more laps

than a napkin.

Great,

now the damn baby's awake.

Hold your water!

Hold your water!

Mama's coming.

Hold your wa- Ooh!

Oh... oh...

Damn stairs.

Oh!

Yeah!

Look at all this weed!

Pastures of plenty!

Keep your ham hooks

off my product.

Just checking for bugs.

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