Puss in Boots Page #2

[plays dramatic riff]

[flamenco music plays]

Ha!

Ha! [cats cheering]

[yowls] [gasps]

How dare you do the Litter Box at me!

[Puss] Hello!

[snickers]

Toot-toot!

Ha!

Ha-ha! Hmmph!

♪ Hey-aa ♪

Can you feel me?

[yowls]

[grunts] [music quickens]

Ha-ha!

[all gasp]

Yah!

[snarls] [grunts]

[grunting]

[cats cheer]

[thunder crashes]

[growling]

[yowling in slow motion]

Fear me... if you dare.

[gasps]

Ha!

[chuckles]

[guitar twangs] [groans]

[crowd gasps]

You hit me in the head with a guitar?!

[stammering] You are a woman?

Ohhh!

Whoa.

[scoffs] Amateur.

Wow! [cats meowing]

Señorita, wait!

Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover, not a... fighter.

Hello?

You are hiding from me?

I like to play the games, too.

I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...

[sniffs] Hmm.

I smell something familiar.

[sniffs deeply]

Something... dangerous.

Something...

...breakfasty.

[male] It's been a long time, brother.

Maldito huevo.

Ha!

Humpty Alexander Dumpty.

How dare you show your face to me.

[sighs] I know you're angry. You have every right.

But it is good to see you, Puss.

[Puss growls] Are those new boots?

No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.

[stammers] Betrayed you?

You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers!

They wrote a song about it!

And how did we get on that bridge in the first place?!

Because we were brothers, and brothers are supposed to look after each other...

Humpty!

Remember why we're here.

I should have known.

I had the magic beans in my grasp, and you sent this very attractive devil woman to interfere.

You are a curse on my life!

Whoa, whoa, wait. Hear me out. OK?

Yes, yes, I sent Kitty to bring you here.

But she is no ordinary thief.

She's Kitty Softpaws.

The softest touch in Spain.

That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?

[sighs]

Look, with Kitty's skill, your sword and my brain, we've got a fighting chance here.

Puss, come on, you of all people know that nobody's ever ripped off the giant's castle and lived to tell the tale.

You want to survive? You need a plan.

And I've studied this job my whole life. You know that.

Let's be honest.

Without me, you don't even know where to plant the beans, Puss.

But Jack and Jill do. They're on their way.

We go up the beanstalk outlaws, and we come down legends.

So what do you say?

Partners?

No. Never again.

I'm sorry, OK? How long are you gonna hold a grudge?

It's been seven years! That's like 35 cat years.

You need me! And I need you.

Puss! You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?

[ballad stops]

I'll tell you this, my friend.

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