Puerto Ricans in Paris

Synopsis: Two Puerto Rican NYPD detectives head to Paris to track down a stolen handbag.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ian Edelman
Production: Focus World
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
82 min

Because then it becomes a relationship.

Here we go again.

I ain't gonna be like those people

watching X Factor in bed like you.


I do this.

No one wants to

see that, man.

No, I did not put cheese

on the broccoli. Sorry, guys.

We shouldn't be

doing dairy anyway.

- Hi, everybody.

- Hi, papi.

Hi, babe.

How ya doin'?

Have you seen

my Gucci backpack?

Your shorts

are too short.

Why do you gotta make an issue of my

outfits? It makes me uncomfortable.

Your shorts

make me uncomfortable.

They're called shorts,

not longs.

Where you goin'?

Mami said if you said it was

okay I could go to Wandi's house

- to study and watch a movie... Is it okay?

- No.

Not unless

I get a kiss first.


You're the best, papi.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary,

Mami and papi!

Happy anniversary, mami...

I'm sure your father doesn't

need a reminder, Anthony.

I only mentioned it,

like, five times last week.

Of course not. Because we're going

to MSG tonight to see Bruno Mars.



You seriously got tickets?

Front row-ish.

- My God!

- Happy?

Yes! My goodness.

I can't believe this.

See, mami? Papi isn't a lazy,

worthless piece of garbage.

Anthony, my God!

He's so silly.

You are so gonna

get it tonight.

Can't wait.

Wait, you just let Lexi go.

What about the boys?

Who's gonna watch them?

Your brother.


Hell no!

Come on, man!

I would if I could, but, you

know, Vanessa, she'd be crushed.

She's got a name now? It's our anniversary!

Your sister's gonna be crushed!

That's not my fault.

You gotta start treating her better.

She's gonna leave your ass.

I'll do your reports

for a week!

Listen, Vanessa, she is

obsessed with Bruno Mars.

You and Gloria

don't even know his music.

I am begging you!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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