Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python

Synopsis: Steve Martin presents selected sketches from "Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969)". It's the well known sketches, though the parrot sketch is not included. Steve Martin has some funny comments on the Pythons.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
8.2
NOT RATED
Year:
1989
72 min
68 Views


Now it's Olvares of Cuba,

followed by the Norwegian.

There's McNorton,

McNorton, the Scottish lad,

but he can't hold it.

Makiovich of Yugoslavia

has taken the lead.

These must be some

of the weakest bladders

ever to represent

their countries.

Stand and deliver!

Drop that gun!

[gunshot]

Let that be

a warning to you all.

No false moves, please.

I want you to hand over

all the lupines you've got.

Lupines?

Yes, lupines.

Come on, come on.

What do you mean, lupines?

Don't try and play for time.

You mean the flower lupines?

That's right.

We havent got any lupines.

Look, my fine friends,

I happen to know

That this is the lupine express.

You're out

of your tiny mind.

Get out of the coach.

Come on, get out!

Just as I thought.

Not clever enough,

my fine friends.

Come on, concord.

# Dennis Moore,

Dennis Moore #

# riding through

the night #

# soon every lupine

in the land #

# will be in

his mighty hand #

# he steals them

from the rich #

# and gives them

to the poor #

# mr. Moore #

# mr. Moore #

# mr. Moore #

[moaning]

Try to eat some, my dear.

It'll give you strength.

Oh, mr. Moore. Mr. Moore,

she's going fast.

Don't worry, I've...

I've brought you something.

Medicine at last?

No.

Food?

Nope.

Some blankets perhaps?

Clothes? Wood for the fire?

Nope.

Lupines.

Oh, christ!

I thought you'd like them.

I'm sick to death of them!

So am I!

She's bloody dying,

and all you bring is lupines!

All we've eaten for the last

four bleeding weeks

is lupine soup, roast lupine,

Steamed lupine,

braised lupine

in lupine sauce,

lupine in a basket

with sauted lupines,

lupine meringue pie,

lupine sorbet.

We sit on lupines,

we sleep in lupines,

we feed the cat

on lupines!

We burn lupines,

we even wear

the bloody things!

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Graham Chapman

Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian. more…

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