Once Bitten Page #2

We better get out of here.

How dare you write this filth to my wife!

This is a big misunderstanding.

I didn't write anything...

- This is a big mistake on your part.

- He's got a gun!

Oh, my God!

Don't hang up. It happens all the time.

Let's go.

Neither one of us

can afford to spend the night in jail.

Countess! Sir!

Wait, my truck! My ice-cream truck!

I know where it's parked. Give me the key.

You don't want to end up in the slammer.

- Daddy hurt his parts.

- Daddy was bad.

Is that a new kind of choke hold?

See, I told you we'd get lucky.

Is there anything you need? Food? Drinks?

A bib?

Thank you, no, Sebastian.

This is a nice house.

Don't see a lot of mansions where I live.

We just moved in.

The previous owner slaughtered his family,

and then hung himself.

You must've got it cheap.

Except for the cleaning bill.

May I get you a drink?

I have to ask you something.

I was wondering...

Are you a prostitute?

I'm whatever you want me to be.

Good, because I only have $5.

What would you like?

The same as you.

Try this.

I'm gonna slip into something

a little more comfortable.

- I'll be right back.

- Okay.

Okay, Sebastian. Out of the closet.

I came out of the closet centuries ago.

Very amusing. Come on, help me.

Make me lovely.

Have I ever failed you?

- How's my hair?

- Like golden wheat.

My eyes?

Bright as Venus.

I'm so excited. It's as if I were young again.

And so you shall be, lovey.

I told you not to worry.

I see you've made yourself at home.

That's very nice.

Did you...

Did they do that over at the shopping mall?

No.

That was done a long time ago in Europe.

Why don't you sit here?

Sure.

What do you do for a living?

I go to school. College.

I'm studying to be an electrical engineer.

Fascinating.

- My field is nuclear physics.

- Really?

I'm working on the acid rain problem.

I love intelligent men.

I guess they're okay.

This place is great. I mean...

It's beautiful. I mean, the...

Who decorated it, anyway?

I did.

Great.

Pillows, and everything. Nice.

I mean, you know,

most people don't do things...

and I think that...

I mean, that's... They... You do.

I mean, you do. You're a doer.

I mean, you are a doer.

You're a...

Beautiful dress, too.

I guess you made that yourself.

I bet my mom would love

to borrow the pattern.

I mean, my mom, she's great.

I have a picture of my family in my wallet.

You might take a look,

as long as you're down there.

There's some Life Savers

in that other pocket, there.

What's he like?

Another crazy we don't need?

Is he cute?

Kind of a square. Sort of a jock.

Enough!

Our new young recruit

will be joining us for Halloween.

Countess expects you all

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