No Problem

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
139 min

..and was drinking Pepsi.

What couId I do?

Sharpen your.. knives and bIades!

Sharpen you knives and bIades!

Sharpen your knives and bIades!

Sharpen your knives and bIades!

I have a gun.

- PIease don't kiII me.

Move fast or eIse I'II kiII you.

Raj, quickIy.


I've made it outside.

Catch them.

- Running won't heIp..

Catch them.


Come on, Dhanno. Move.

Yash, you got me

trapped in a big mess today.


How Iong do you want to

conduct sting operations..

..for petty amounts, petty thief.

I am better off as a petty thief.

Petty thieves get

minor sentences, get that.

I'm Iocked up for 15

days and then reIeased.

When you get Iocked up.. won't come out for 15 years.

That's why I never got

into a partnership with you?

What are you doing?

Have you gone crazy?

You're throwing away the money.

This is the onIy way

to stop them, you thief.

You idiots. Robbing your own money?

''There's something

different about you.''

''Your company's different.''

''There's a different

kind of passion in you.''

''You've knocked me off my senses.''

''There's something

different about your eyes.''

''Your effect is

compIeteIy different.''

''Your quaIities are different.''

''You're Iike a

compIete new package.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

''Everything is fine now.''

''Now we're Iiving in styIe.''

''Everyone's waIking behind us now.''

''We waIk in front.''

''It's time to have fun now.''

''There's just happiness around.''

''Live it up.''

''It wasn't easy.''

''These moments are very speciaI.''

''Your styIe is different.''

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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