No Problem

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
272 Views


Switch off the cameras.

I said switch off the cameras.

Thank you, Brother.

As the minister of coaI and mines..

..I assure you that

our internationaI..

..diamond trading center..

..is going to be the

center for the whoIe worId.

WeIcome, madam.

Get up.

Move.

Freeze.

Nobody moves.

Khokha.

Look..

Lara, get the car.

Hey, bossy.

You aren't doing the right thing.

You won't be abIe to escape.

If you say anything eIse..

..then you won't survive, Minister.

WeII done.

But you were firing bIindIy.

What if one of the

buIIets had hit me?

You wouId've died if

Marcos wanted to kiII you.

If I wanted to kiII you..

then you wouIdn't have survived.

Hey, my camera.

No photography aIIowed

at the minister's pIace.

You won't forsake your

passion for direction.

Stop it.

DC.

- Sorry, boss.

Since I was struck by Iightening..

..the current is stiII inside.

But I forget.

Sorry for that.

What next?

- Look, Marcos.

TiII the news of the heist

doesn't die down pIay cooI.

You'II get your share

after I make the deaI.

''The beautifuI ambience.''

''The scenic vaIIeys.''

''Where have we wandered to?''

What a pIace.

What fresh air.

Wonder how peopIe Iive..

..aII their Iives in the hustIe

and bustIe of the city? - Yes.

Yes, Raj. There's

so much peace here.

No tension or probIem.

I have a suggestion.

Let's buy a grape orchard.

We'II drink and

serve others as weII.

Save me, save me.

Their chiId is stuck

in my Iuggage boot.

Get him out.

But how did he get

stuck in your Iuggage boot?

I'II teII you that Iater, first

save me. - Okay, we're coming.

What?

We aren't here to do sociaI work.

Look..

..he's a chiId after aII.

Whether it's human or a goriIIa.

Keep a smiIe on your face.

They shouId think that

we're here to save their chiId.

Come quickIy.

HeIIo.

Look there.

They're smiIing.

They're here to save him.

We're here to heIp.

We'II get him out.

Thank you. You saved my Iife.

We didn't save you..

but that goriIIa's chiId.

Aren't you ashamed?

You steaI baby animaIs.

No, no, I didn't steaI the baby.

There were bananas

in the Iuggage boot..

..and that's why

the baby cIimbed in.

And the boot cIosed shut.

And just Iike you two,

they thought that I..

Are you two tourists?

Is there a hoteI, moteI

or a pIace to stay nearby?

There's nothing around here.

But my viIIage is cIoseby.

You can spend the night at my house.

I am Iate.

That's good.

Savitri, see that they

have proper breakfast, okay.

I'm Ieaving. I am in a hurry.

Bye, darIing.

CarefuI. CarefuI.

Sister-in-Iaw, you

can speak good Hindi.

Living with him, the entire

viIIage and I have Iearnt Hindi..

..but we couIdn't

Iearn EngIish yet.

Oh, meet my chiIdren.

This is Varun,

he's taken after him.

This is Rosy,

she's taken after me.

And he's Jackson.

Who has Jackson taken after?

Madam. Tea.

Thanks.

You two continue

with your breakfast.

The function has started.

PIease excuse me.

Ladies and gentIemen,

you've done me a favour..

..by depositing your

hard-earned money in this bank..

..and putting your faith in me

and I thank everyone for that.

Pack the Iuggage.

And I'II get a taxi.

- Okay.

Your hard-earned money

is Iocked in this bank..

..and I am the key.

Come on.

What are you staring at?

Run. QuickIy.

What have you done

You robbed the bank.

- Yes.

When you speak, it

decreases your speed. Run.

No one wiII come forward, get that.

You had decided that we

won't do anything wrong.

We were going to change, isn't it?

That's onIy if the

worId Iets us change.

The security guard Ieft

the money unattended..

..and was drinking Pepsi.

What couId I do?

Sharpen your.. knives and bIades!

Sharpen you knives and bIades!

Sharpen your knives and bIades!

Sharpen your knives and bIades!

I have a gun.

- PIease don't kiII me.

Move fast or eIse I'II kiII you.

Raj, quickIy.

Bye-bye.

I've made it outside.

Catch them.

- Running won't heIp..

Catch them.

Thief.

Come on, Dhanno. Move.

Yash, you got me

trapped in a big mess today.

Faster.

How Iong do you want to

conduct sting operations..

..for petty amounts, petty thief.

I am better off as a petty thief.

Petty thieves get

minor sentences, get that.

I'm Iocked up for 15

days and then reIeased.

When you get Iocked up..

..you won't come out for 15 years.

That's why I never got

into a partnership with you?

What are you doing?

Have you gone crazy?

You're throwing away the money.

This is the onIy way

to stop them, you thief.

You idiots. Robbing your own money?

''There's something

different about you.''

''Your company's different.''

''There's a different

kind of passion in you.''

''You've knocked me off my senses.''

''There's something

different about your eyes.''

''Your effect is

compIeteIy different.''

''Your quaIities are different.''

''You're Iike a

compIete new package.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

''Everything is fine now.''

''Now we're Iiving in styIe.''

''Everyone's waIking behind us now.''

''We waIk in front.''

''It's time to have fun now.''

''There's just happiness around.''

''Live it up.''

''It wasn't easy.''

''These moments are very speciaI.''

''Your styIe is different.''

''You've got a different

kind of mesmerizing effect.''

''Your radiance is different.''

''That has come

straight from the heart.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

''Dance with me.''

''On the tune of this money.''

''Create an ambience for us.''

''Make my heart beat

as hard as the drums.''

''Lord, I am thankfuI to you.''

''Now you do justice.''

''We're your devotees after aII.''

''Forgive us if we're at fauIt.''

''Your condition is different.''

''You have a different gait.''

''You have a unique smiIe.''

''Anyone who sees you

says the same thing.''

''We've hit the jackpot.''

''We're Ioaded with money.''

''Luck has supported us.''

''And the babes are impressed.''

We thrashed him bIack and bIue..

..even then he didn't say anything.

He didn't utter a word.

KiII him.

ScoundreIs. RascaIs.

You think I ruined the viIIage.

You. What did you teII the poIice?

Those thieves are my friends.

I caIIed them from the city.

They're my friends!

And you?

What were you saying?

That because I couIdn't rob

every house in the viIIage..

..I opened a bank

and robbed everyone.

Zandu LaI, I was onIy doing my duty.

Doing your duty.

Give me the gun. Give me the gun.

Here.

- Here.

That one is empty.

I have onIy two options Ieft now.

Either I murder a few of

you and get Iocked up again.

Or eIse I catch those

two scoundreIs at Durban..

..and bring them back here.

- Durban?

Yes, they're from Durban.

I found a train ticket for Durban..

..in the bag, which

they had Ieft at my house.

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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