No Problem

Synopsis: After bank owner, Zandulal's (Paresh Rawal) money is stolen by Yash (Sanjay Dutt) and Raj Ambani (Akshaye Khanna), he faces financial ruin and sets out to apprehend the duo. He does locate them - right next to his mansion - and is all set to turn them over to bumbling Senior Inspector Arjun Singh (Anil Kapoor), who has personal issues with his hyper wife, Kajal (Sushmita Sen). Circumstances, and the indirect involvement of the dreaded Marcos gang, instead will not only make Zandulal suspect for the homicide of Minister Sanyal but also be on the run from the police for theft of diamonds.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Year:
2010
139 min
$242,116
Website
12 Views

Switch off the cameras.

I said switch off the cameras.

Thank you, Brother.

As the minister of coaI and mines..

..I assure you that

our internationaI..

..diamond trading center..

..is going to be the

center for the whoIe worId.

WeIcome, madam.

Get up.

Move.

Freeze.

Nobody moves.

Khokha.

Look..

Lara, get the car.

Hey, bossy.

You aren't doing the right thing.

You won't be abIe to escape.

If you say anything eIse..

..then you won't survive, Minister.

WeII done.

But you were firing bIindIy.

What if one of the

buIIets had hit me?

You wouId've died if

Marcos wanted to kiII you.

If I wanted to kiII you..

then you wouIdn't have survived.

Hey, my camera.

No photography aIIowed

at the minister's pIace.

You won't forsake your

passion for direction.

Stop it.

DC.

- Sorry, boss.

Since I was struck by Iightening..

..the current is stiII inside.

But I forget.

Sorry for that.

What next?

- Look, Marcos.

TiII the news of the heist

doesn't die down pIay cooI.

You'II get your share

after I make the deaI.

''The beautifuI ambience.''

''The scenic vaIIeys.''

''Where have we wandered to?''

What a pIace.

What fresh air.

Wonder how peopIe Iive..

..aII their Iives in the hustIe

and bustIe of the city? - Yes.

Yes, Raj. There's

so much peace here.

No tension or probIem.

I have a suggestion.

Let's buy a grape orchard.

We'II drink and

serve others as weII.

Save me, save me.

Their chiId is stuck

in my Iuggage boot.

Get him out.

But how did he get

stuck in your Iuggage boot?

I'II teII you that Iater, first

save me. - Okay, we're coming.

What?

We aren't here to do sociaI work.

Look..

..he's a chiId after aII.

Whether it's human or a goriIIa.

Keep a smiIe on your face.

They shouId think that

we're here to save their chiId.

Come quickIy.

HeIIo.

Look there.

They're smiIing.

They're here to save him.

We're here to heIp.

We'II get him out.

Thank you. You saved my Iife.

We didn't save you..

but that goriIIa's chiId.

Aren't you ashamed?

You steaI baby animaIs.

No, no, I didn't steaI the baby.

There were bananas

in the Iuggage boot..

..and that's why

the baby cIimbed in.

And the boot cIosed shut.

And just Iike you two,

they thought that I..

Are you two tourists?

Is there a hoteI, moteI

or a pIace to stay nearby?

There's nothing around here.

But my viIIage is cIoseby.

You can spend the night at my house.

I am Iate.

That's good.

Savitri, see that they

have proper breakfast, okay.

I'm Ieaving. I am in a hurry.

Bye, darIing.

CarefuI. CarefuI.

Sister-in-Iaw, you

can speak good Hindi.

Living with him, the entire

viIIage and I have Iearnt Hindi..

..but we couIdn't

Iearn EngIish yet.

Oh, meet my chiIdren.

This is Varun,

he's taken after him.

This is Rosy,

she's taken after me.

And he's Jackson.

Who has Jackson taken after?

Madam. Tea.

Thanks.

You two continue

with your breakfast.

The function has started.

PIease excuse me.

Ladies and gentIemen,

you've done me a favour..

..by depositing your

hard-earned money in this bank..

..and putting your faith in me

and I thank everyone for that.

Pack the Iuggage.

And I'II get a taxi.

- Okay.

Your hard-earned money

is Iocked in this bank..

..and I am the key.

Come on.

What are you staring at?

Run. QuickIy.

What have you done

You robbed the bank.

- Yes.

When you speak, it

decreases your speed. Run.

No one wiII come forward, get that.

You had decided that we

won't do anything wrong.

We were going to change, isn't it?

That's onIy if the

worId Iets us change.

The security guard Ieft

the money unattended..

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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