Nine Months
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 103 min
- 586 Views
All right.
Toast time.
All right.
Um, this is,
amazingly enough, to us.
Five incredible,
incredible years.
Cheers.
Come here.
Brendan, we're leaving
in five minutes, sweetie.
Samuel.
Yeah?
Do you want more?
No, thanks.
No. I've had lots.
No. Not lunch.
I mean
more for us.
By which you mean
the big "M"...
Marriage, huh?
Well... yeah.
Um, I'm over 30,
and I feel like
something's missing.
O.K. Well,
you know, what?
What could possibly
be missing?
Let's look at that,
because, you know,
we live in
a fantastic apartment.
My practice
is really good.
We get on better
than most married couples.
Sure.
Life is dangerously close
to perfection actually,
so, uh, why would you
want to change things?
Why change
what's perfect?
Yeah?
Right.
O.K.
Uh, new toast.
To stability.
Honey!
Oh, God!
Sh*t, honey.
I hit a guy. Come on!
Are you all right?
Excuse me, ma'am.
I know CPR.
Aah...
O.K.
You're conscious! I thought
you were French kissing.
I was trying to scream.
Don't get up.
He's all right.
It's under control,
madam. Thank you.
Does your head hurt?
Yes.
Are you nauseated?
Very.
Open your eyes!
Wide! Wide!
Aah!
Your pupils
aren't dilated.
You're O.K.
I brought you back!
He's O.K. Let him up.
All right.
Whoa. Sorry, buddy.
No. Careful.
No lawsuit.
Good. No lawsuit.
Yeah. Marty Dwyer.
Yeah.
Samuel Faulkner.
How you doing?
Good to meet you.
A big wind
came along and bam!
Cracked you
on the noggin,
but I guess
you know that.
Kids, stop that!
Your manners.
There's plenty.
Help yourselves.
This sucks.
It tastes like poo!
Oh, bloody hell.
What did I say about spitting
in people's food?
Oh, please.
Here, eat this.
Eat that, honey.
You know, I know you.
I don't think so.
You're Sean's friend,
the kiddie, you know,
shrink.
Yes. I'm a psychotherapist.
Like some help
with your children?
I met you last year
at Sean's loft.
I'm his sister Gail.
Oh, hi.
I'm Rebecca.
Nice to see you again.
Look, I'm sorry.
That's beluga.
It's $64 an ounce.
It's not dog food.
I'll write you a check.
No, it's fine.
It's just...
O.K.
Kids,
say thank you to the man
for the nice cheese
and give him
a big hug!
Thank you!
Pleasure.
Kids, break it up.
We got stuff to do.
Have a little bit.
Just a bit.
No. Come on.
Come on, Sprinkler.
Let's go.
Hope we didn't ruin
your picnic.
No. Why would you
think that?
Take it easy.
See you around.
Bye.
You see... breeders,
perfect example
of the product of change.
The swelling's
gone down.
It's still quite painful, actually.
You know,
all I'm saying
two areas on the beach,
one for adults
and one for children.
Then everyone's happy.
Is that any better?
Yeah.
That's much better.
You're
too tense.
You need to
loosen up.
Come on.
I love you.
I adore you.
Oh, yeah.
My dad's an a**hole.
O.K.
Good.
Interesting.
Um, is that
something
you can maybe
elaborate on
a little bit
for me, Truman?
O.K.
Great.
My dad's
a giant a**hole!
Yeah.
O.K. When you
bring your arms up,
round like this,
O.K., Eleanor?
Round. Round.
There you go.
Yeah. O.K.
Like this,
Miss Rebecca?
Look. Look at that.
I don't know
about Truman.
I'll get him
to open up,
but he's got very
severe problems,
and we know who
to thank, don't we?
Huh?
You know,
his parents.
The state
requires you
to take a written test
to drive a car,
but any moron
can become a parent
and just destroy
a child's life.
It's like people
have babies on a whim.
Surely, to be a parent
you have to plan ahead.
Say, do I want to
become a parent?
Am I ready?
I'm pregnant.
What?
Pregnant?
Watch out!
Watch out!
Aah!
Watch out!
Well, I guess you
don't want the baby.
Sir, your car will be
ready in a minute.
You're lucky
the engine's
in the back.
Yeah. Right.
Hi.
Ready in a minute.
Good.
So, um...
we are absolutely certain
about this, right?
Well, my period's
Right.
And there's no way
you could have had it
and just not noticed?
Sorry. Ridiculous.
That was stupid. Stupid.
Could you be a little
more supportive?
I'm trying to
be positive.
Killing us in a head-on
collision is not positive.
It must have been shock.
Out of the blue,
you say you're pregnant.
It was just
a little bit unexpected
was probably the reason
for the crash.
I thought you were
using birth control.
I was.
Your car's ready now,
sir.
Great.
Oh...
you don't believe me!
No?
You think I got pregnant
behind your back.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Do you think
I planned this?
I'm as flipped out
as you are.
I suppose
I just thought
that birth control
Thought it was supposed
to be foolproof.
Nothing is foolproof.
It's only 97% effective.
It says so on the box.
Yeah. Right.
So 3% completely
bloody ineffective.
They should put that
on the box.
Here you are.
Thanks.
We're off.
Hey. Hey.
Sean.
Who's the blonde?
No idea.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Hey,
how are you?
Hi.
Hey,
this is Bobbie.
Hi.
This is Rebecca
and Sam.
Hi.
I was getting worried
about you guys.
What happened
to this car?
Oh, long story.
What happened to Christine?
A long story.
So this is where
you two are going to stay.
Yeah, lovely.
So, what do you
think of her?
What,
you mean the blonde?
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