Night of Something Strange Page #2
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- Year:
- 2016
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- Road beers.
- Oh sh*t.
(engine turns over)
(whoops)
(scratchy orchestral music)
(water gurgling)
(loud sniffing)
(gurgling chomps)
(staccato violin)
- [Male GPS] Continue on
this route for 87 miles.
- Yo, can that GPS tell
some dank nugs?
- (scoffs) I wish.
- So, what's the first
thing you guys are gonna do
when you get to the beach?
- I'm gonna get f***in' drunk.
- I can't wait to just lay out.
- Me too and take
a dip in the ocean.
- Yeah, I can't wait to
part that mother-f***er.
- Yeah, swim, for sure.
- You gonna swim with your
shirt on again, Jason?
- What, I get sunburned easy.
- Yeah, it's not
'cause of your mits?
- Mits?
- Yeah, man tits.
(giggling)
- Shut up, Freddy.
I told you I was born
with an extra thyroid.
- And two stomachs like a cow.
- Cows have four
stomachs, dumb ass.
- Don't be jealous 'cause
Jason has bigger tits than you.
- F*** you, Freddy.
- Don't be a dick.
- What?
- Cool, weed.
What, I can get down.
- Hey, so, why did
Samara bail again?
- Oh, she had crabs, she didn't
wanna give it to everybody.
(laughing)
- Smart ass.
- [Christine] Yeah, right.
- Yeah, I need to take you
small-town peeps to BK,
show you how we get
down for real, for real.
- Yeah, I could
go for a Whopper.
- No, man, I'm talkin'
about Brooklyn, fool.
- I thought you said
you were from Syracuse.
- Well, yeah, I mean I am but
I hung out in Brooklyn a lot.
That's where my cousins stay at.
- Aren't they like,
really far apart?
Like hundreds of miles?
- Yeah, I live like
right on the line.
What are you, The
Riddler or somethin'?
Stop askin' me so
many questions.
I'm tryin' to roll this blunt.
You know, this sh*t
right here is the truth.
- What the f***?
- Oh, sh*t, what.
Yo, this dude got a hard-on, yo.
- No, I don't.
- F***in' perv.
- Gross!
- What, I don't even know what
you guys are talking about.
- I have to go to the bathroom.
(slow suspenseful
orchestral melody)
(glass crunches)
(splats)
(dog barking)
(low growl)
(thumping rock melody)
(growling)
(doors slamming)
- [Brooklyn] Hey, Jason,
bring me back a sweet tea.
- Hi, where is your bathroom?
- Who wants to know?
- Uh, me?
I really need to use
your bathroom, miss.
- It's around back, darlin'.
- [{Carrie] Thank you.
- Honey, ain't you
forgettin' somethin'?
You need a key.
- Oh.
Thanks.
(discordant orchestral music)
(Carrie gasps)
- Don't you be goin' and
flushin' your bloody tampons
down that toilet and
leavin' 'em all which-away,
you throw 'em in the
goddamn trash, you hear?
- Um, okay.
- All you high school girls
bleed like Dracula f***ed
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