Newness Page #2

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from inside the vagina.

What?

Yeah, they go there

and they do like,

this is my thing,

this is my place,

just f*** off.

It's like a weird

pooper scooper for jizz.

Yeah.

Wow.

And then what else?

You studied all three of those,

you still in school, no?

No no, I'm working now.

Where you working?

I'm a physical

therapy assistant.

Okay cool.

Maybe this is the

problem, I don't know,

but I really like new things.

You know, constant newness.

Right.

When there's something new,

I'm really into it, I go for it

and then after a

while I ditch it.

Like I don't like it

anymore, I get bored,

whatever, so, I just

go like, okay whatever.

You know?

Yeah, I get that.

It's hard for me to really know

what I want to do.

You just gotta start

doing something, right?

I mean at some point

I had to leave school

and press play and real life.

You have pressed play?

I haven't pressed play,

I kinda, I just,

I unplugged the console and

threw it out the window,

and just stopped playing

because I was like,

this game's rigged.

Wanna have another beer here?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- The other way?

- Other way.

- Red.

- Red.

See.

Red, wait wait wait.

That one.

Go ahead,

click an image to select.

Which one?

Oh my god!

Come on, let's get out of here.

Let's go.

How'd you get an uber, you what?

No, I bike.

You bike?

No, I hitchhike.

You hitchhiked here?

No, I came like this.

Okay.

You walked like that

the whole way here?

- Yes.

- I believe it.

Okay, let's go.

Come on.

I was on another

date earlier tonight.

I thought you should know.

Oh, did you guys?

Yeah.

We were safe, but

you know it's like a.

Yeah.

Date.

I mean, I was with, I

was on another date, too.

But we didn't hook up,

no it kinda went

south before that.

Okay.

Well maybe I should go and then.

You hungry?

- Yeah.

- You like ramen?

There's a place around

the corner, it's open.

Yeah, I bet.

Is this weird?

Why?

Because of the other guy?

- Yeah, is it okay?

- No, it's not weird.

Yeah I got my mushroom penis.

Okay.

So your dad is American.

No my mom.

My mom's America but,

they met in Spain and

then they fell in love

and then my mom

moved there, and then

la la la la boom, I'm born.

La la la la boom,

that's the Spanish

for baby making?

Yeah.

You wanna have kids?

Yeah, I wanna have kids.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

But I don't want to get married.

No?

Who gets married?

I did, I got married.

You were married?

Yeah, briefly, yeah.

How was it?

Brief.

My sister just got married now.

- Oh she did?

- Yeah.

In Spain, she's so in love.

Did you go?

Yeah.

But it was kinda sad, you know.

Because it remind me

how much I miss them.

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