Neighbor Page #2

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I promise.

Do you gotta chew like that?

I mean, do you have to chew like that?

It doesn't ring, dick slap.

It just flashes a light.

By the way,

how'd you guys get in here?

Back door was open.

Okay, I gotta head to Doc's.

So where is the old coot anyway?

Didn't ask.

What is that smell?

Sorry. I farted.

No, not that one. The other one.

Doc Bates- he's semiretired.

He's got sort of

a dental office set up downstairs.

He has nitrous.

Don't even think about going

close to that entrance.

Party pooper.

Let's go, guys.

You think S. W.A. T.

was a better show than The A-Team?

Cute doggy.

Thank you.

She really loves that dog?

Yeah, she does.

She'd love one of her own,

but I just don't have the time.

That's not yours?

No. It's Laurie's. We're neighbors.

We bring them here together

so they can tire

each other out, you know?

Isn't that cute?

You live around here?

No. I was just going for a walk,

and the bench looked comfortable.

You really should get her

a dog of her own.

Excuse me?

Yeah.

Kids need something to take care of.

It makes them better mommies.

Tina,

let's go.

Yeah, you agree. That's what I said.

Laurie, we'll see you later.

- Bye.

- Hi.

I know. He has the best house.

So they were like, "We'll

see you next Wednesday,"

and that was that.

I'm sorry.

Mrs. Muggles,

you really should leave people alone.

So obviously, party this weekend?

I know. Right?

I think he's bringing lots of beer.

You could've hired

somebody to do that.

Might be time to throw out the butter.

These wires look like a rat's nest.

I told you not to touch them

until I got back.

So, dude, I have a confession.

Don't do it, douche!

Do what?

Do what?

Ah, f***!

Honey, look what I did. I'm sorry.

Let me see if I've got

something to fix you up.

What do you got in here?

Really.

Oh, my God. I've always wanted

to see if this works.

Shocked myself good.

That's what you get.

Too bad it didn't kill you.

Oh, yeah? Hey, do me a favor.

Don't use these externals

until I get a chance to fix them.

Now, I knew that wasn't gonna work.

I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna be really, really nice.

I'm gonna put you out of your misery.

Seriously, I don't get how you dong bags

thought that inviting Janet

would be funny.

Oh, come on. Everybody knows

you're getting back together with Liz.

You're gonna work it all out

and end up like this a**hole.

Liz was busting my chops

about her today.

I'm free. I could take Janet.

You're a douche.

Whatever.

I just wish you two

would get hit by a bus.

Hey, so, if I ever

get locked out or whatever...

And, actually,

you can do something for me.

I got a shitload to do on Friday

since it's gonna take me

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