Natural Born Pranksters Page #2

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it's like we've known each other for years.

Hey! Wait. Hey! Are those

guys with you right there?

- Hey!

- Hey!

Hey we need to get attention

to this... Robert's car here.

We got some people. Maybe

we gotta call the cops.

- What are you doing, bro?

- What's that?

- What are you doing to my car?

- Getting gas.

Wait, you're getting

f***ing gas out of my car?

- Yeah.

- What are you doing that for?

- Because...

- 'Cause why?

- What are you doing?

- I know this looks bad, bro.

- I know it looks bad.

- Chill. Relax. Why would you do that?

- Get the f*** off my car.

- Mr. Holly...

Get the f*** away from my car!

Get the f*** off my car!

Relax... Relax!

- Get the f*** off my car.

- What am I...

- Get out of my car!

- Relax! Let me get my gas.

- Get... Get...

- Let me get my gas.

You motherfuckers!

- Relax.

- Okay, we...

If you would ask for f***ing

money, I will give you money!

Don't touch people's f***ing car!

- Give me a kiss.

- What's your name, bro?

See, why do you have to be a punk?

In Russia, we give kiss to

each other to say goodbye.

Get the f*** out of here!

- Do you want your ass kicked?

- For what?

- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

- What's your problem?

Let's get the cop, we'll get

the police coming, Robert!

Why you talking sh*t, motherf***er?

Come on, motherf***er!

Come on, motherf***er!

Come on, motherf***er! You

want to f*** with me? Let's go!

Just one gallon, bro, one

gallon. One gallon for my moped.

One gallon for my moped.

Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

F***! He's crazy.

Don't hit me with a belt.

Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!

- Come on, bro.

- Please.

He doesn't want to talk.

I just wanted his name.

Please, don't do it. Don't whoop me.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- We're shooting a movie. We got cameras all over.

Robert, Robert. Hey, you're

being pranked right now.

You've been set up,

bro. You've been set up.

- My friend, it's just a joke, my friend.

- It's just a joke.

- It's just a joke.

- Everyone's in on it, brother.

Your buddy set you up, bro.

We didn't scratch your car...

We couldn't even take

your f***in' gas cap off.

Why are you f***ing doing that

to me? You guys are a**holes.

- Nice job.

- Why? Why?

Why, people? Why? You made me

come all the way for this sh*t?

Hey guys. Today we're on

Miami Beach with Vitaly.

We brought our friend here.

Watch it. Hey.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, a**hole!

I'm gonna go get that taser.

The idea is we bring somebody

in, maybe a guy off the street,

and we're going to make him believe

we're shooting an independent film.

- We're gonna be playing a camera crew...

- What's my part in the bit,

I'm getting robbed and I don't know...

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