National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party Page #2
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F*** them! F*** off...
Alright, I'm here.
Where's the fire?
Thank you. Okay, um,
can you fold these please,
and then put them
outside when you're done?
Only because I need
you in my life.
Love you.
So how's things?
Oh, you know.
Same old together one day,
broken up the next.
Back together again.
On again, off again.
Sex one day, no sex the next.
It's nice to know we
have the same problems.
...their f***ing beating
show it to 'em. Gonna...
Yeah, I...
uh Anne?
I'm not f***ing around!
Yeah?
That boy's not
good for business.
They just f***ed with Sparky,
and Sparky's gonna f*** 'em up!
That's just Sparky.
He breaks it, he buys it!
All day!
Pretend this little f***in totem
poll's their f***ing face!
Whoa.
Hey, JD, um...
Um, where's your board?
It's gone!
Hey, JD.
Hey, Iris.
How's your mom?
She's in Vegas with
her new boyfriend.
Hey, did you look up
and down the beach?
Of course.
Ah, please. Come on!
Well, wait. Maybe the
tide took it out, Dude.
How many times a
year do I go out?
A lot.
And how many times
have I lost my board?
A lot.
Yeah, and how many times
have I swum in to get it?
As many times as you lost it.
Right. And how many times was
it right there waiting for me?
Yeah.
Every time.
Exactly, Dude. Every time,
except this f***ing time.
Whoa! Did anyone hear
What?
Reagan.
Reagan's bombing Russia.
I heard it on the
radio this morning.
Shhhh. You're that
stoned that Reagan is talking to
you personally through a radio?
No, no.
I'm not that stoned.
I'm that stoned.
Dude, me too!
Let's get more stoned!
What am I gonna do, man?
F***! This is,
this is a symbol
for all that's sacred
to our way of life.
So, what? Is something
sacred to your way of life?
Wake up.
A surfboard is the most sacred
thing to our way of life.
It's, it's um
it's your girlfriend,
your car and
your dick - all in one.
Guys, he's like a Mexican Jesus.
So, uh, Jesus, what do we do?
We do what we do whenever
we don't know what to do.
Party at the Shelburn
House again, Anne? C'mon -
gotta meet some new people;
withering away over here.
Oh God, Iris, please! Shut up!
Have some fun! Lighten up!
I want to have fun.
I really do.
Okay, then have fun.
Uh. Okay,
who's gonna be there?
Well, who do you think?
Um, JD, Lardo, The yard guys,
Mike Moke, um, James, Bernard-
What?
What is your problem?
I just, well, look.
I wanna meet some guys who are
into the same things I'm into.
Um, Iris, boyfriends aren't
into poetry, painting and art.
Just have some fun,
for me, please, please?
Yeah, for you.
It's easy for you to say.
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