Nasty Baby Page #2

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Um, I don't know.

She said tonight, but she didn't mean...

- She said tonight?

- Tonight that I ask you,

not that we tell her.

Whatever, it's like...

I think she wants to do it

before the next ovulation period,

which is within two weeks.

- Is that crazy?

- Well...

I mean, is this...

Why are you feeling so hesitant?

I don't feel hesitant.

It's not... I'm not...

I'm not against it.

I just don't wanna...

It'd be so amazing

if you could, man.

Some people can't.

- I have to think about it.

- Mm-hmm.

- But...

- And I will tell her maybe

- Tell her to...

- before she ovulates again?

Tell her that

she will ovulate again.

- She will.

- Eventually.

- Eventually. It's not...

- I know, I know.

- Yo...

- Hey, Mo. What's going on?

How are you, buddy? May I ask you how

much the three ivies in the front are?

Those are 25.

Twenty-five, all three of them?

The one in the end? Oh.

Uh, it's so painful.

It's so painful.

Look at them, dude.

- I've been one of those couples.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- The complaining about food...

No, no. Just like

the awkward dinner thing

The super silently.

Never bring me here again.

Oh, no. I wanna

rescue that poor woman, dude.

Dude, this plant is heavy.

Why am I carrying it?

You're so strong.

Thank you, baby.

You got it.

- Hey, Richard.

- - Oh, help is here.

Let us do it.

Let us do it.

Wait a second. Did you see

that guy going up the street?

- What guy?

- That... What guy...

That miserable bastard.

- Some kind of homeless person.

- - What happened?

I don't wanna even get into it.

He bullshitted me

out of a dollar.

Just now?

Yes, just when I parked.

He pretended to be helping me,

and that was all bullshit.

If you help me get the

apples out of the vehicle,

I will give you a wonderful

libation when we get inside.

- Can I just put these here?

- Of course.

Anywhere you can get them.

I appreciate your help.

- Freddy!

- Go inside, go inside.

- Where'd you go?

- I was lugging the bags.

Babe, your plant.

I'm going to make

us gin and tonic. One-one.

"Mayor of Adelphi Street"?

Yes. The mayor

of Adelphi Street.

I could've been the governor

of Adelphi Street.

Fritz looks

really cute in this picture.

He was a beautiful,

beautiful man.

Do you see this?

Wait, let me give you a little

squeeze You'll like it better.

- Here's another little squeeze.

- Thank you.

Go ahead.

Here's yours.

Okay. And let's drink

to your future, guys.

- I'm an old guy. I have a past.

- Cheers!

- Cheers.

- To my past.

- It's right there, framed.

- Yes.

- Cheers, babe.

- Cheers.

I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Yes, you are.

What are you doing?

- Oh, sh*t.

- What the f***!

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