Nagesh Thiraiyarangam Page #2

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Now the literate and the illiterate

are a bunch of nincompoops!

If you must work here...

...you need an intellect

beyond normal intelligence

A grandma in Coimbatore

and one in Ooty steam 'idli'

...in the same vessel

at the same time

Which 'idli' will first get cooked?

I've asked this to 2883 people

Not one answered it right

- Ooty, sir

- How?

More than Coimbatore

Ooty is 7300ft above sea level

Atmospheric pressure there is low

Moisture in the air evaporates faster

Then won't the 'idli'

in Ooty cook earlier?

This was a question

in the 1979 IAS exam

The way you answered

the most complicated question

...I know what a genius you must be

and how much you would've studied

If I scrutinize your certificates

even after this

Tell me, dear

I got a super job

just as you wished

I am so happy for you

- Tell me

- I studied MBA, correspondence

You can ask me

any question you like, sir

Why waste time asking questions?

Being a girl is your most

favourable qualification!

But you're so unlucky

I selected a boy

for this post just now

Sir, did you select him of all people?

Indeed

Can I meet this genius just once?

This is very important

You'll find me a bride

fairer and taller than her

I'll marry her

If the groom has a cushy job

sky is the limit to find the right bride

I'll call you later, ma

Okay

Just like He heaped beauty on girls...

...God must have blessed

men with intelligence

Didn't I mention the genius

I appointed? That's him

Hello, Mr Broker Nagesh

How are you?

- 'Broker?'

- How could you appoint him?

Did you read his rsum thoroughly?

- No, I didn't

- 5 attempts to pass his 10th grade

Passed his 12th grade after failing thrice

He took twice the normal time to secure

a degree, that too scored around 40%

'She blew the whistle on me!'

He passed every time we held an election

So you want him?

Or a gold medallist like me?

I am Aramana Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

Good lord!

You aced it

God seems to have blessed you

with both beauty and brains

You'll be a real asset

to this company, my dear

'You are the right choice'

You can keep this, my dear lad

If you don't get me wron-

Sir, the lamb always trusts

the one who slaughters him

'Go ahead and employ

this English madam'

I'll take leave, sir

'One day I'll get even with you!'

Not just 'that' job

You aren't fit for any job!

Only the jobless will come to a park

What's so special about

parking ourselves in this park?

I don't know

We'll know soon

But whatever you say

...I won't spare that gold medallist

who snatched that job from you

Thanks, friend

We'll get even with her

Sir, take a look at this book

It has all the details about this world

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