Nagesh Thiraiyarangam

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'1 Year Earlier'

'Chithamur'

'Nagesh Theater'

'Today'

Are all girls like this?

Will you eat breakfast

without brushing your teeth?

'He is our film's hero'

'His name is Naga'

'His job is what a jobless chap

with great difficulty gets his hands into'

'I mean, broker'

'His friends ridicule him to such an extent

for not clinching a single deal'

'...because integrity is his motto'

You owe me 500 bucks

- So far you've lost 10 times

- Why did she lose to you?

She said I would take

a commission some day

As usual she lost the bet

Hey! Lakshmi

Finish your breakfast

I am totally broke

Will you give your bro 500 bucks?

What an easy way out!

Bless you, bro

Has he taken a vow

not to earn at all?

Ma, jobless officer is here

'I will keep in mind

your mind voice'

Drink your coffee

One who lacks intelligence is a fool

You know how intelligent you are

But though he is intelligent

he doesn't know to earn

He is a real foolish fool!

Why are you raising your voice now?

Your younger brother owns a car

You ride a bike

That too, the bike he bought for you

He paid only the initial payment

I'm paying the EMIs

Those who dotted the i's

never prospered!

The silent ones achieved their goals

I'll give you an idea

to come up in life

Will you listen to me?

Ma, is this your brilliant idea?

You'll know tomorrow

Ma, many didn't progress in life

because they got married

Only if you get a wife

you'll lead a good life

- Whose pearl of wisdom is this?

- Astrologer!

I'll get married only after I find

a groom for my younger sister

If she pins her hopes on you

...she will end up

only as 'Avvaiyar'!

I know how to find

a suitable boy for Lakshmi

Zip your lips!

I won't look at any girl

I'll just say I don't like her and leave

- You'll be dead meat then

- What is our groom saying?

You're busy with your 'mixture'

If you call the bride

we can meet her

I get this rare chance to eat

only on such occasions

Let me call her

Aramana Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

She has a long name

You can shorten it

'This is our heroine'

'Not just her name

Her wish list also rolls to a mile!'

'Recently a few girls insisted on

the groom landing in a helicopter'

'And give the bride

500 sovereigns as dowry!'

'She belongs to that list'

'She wants to marry

a software engineer'

'And not just USA, she wants

to settle down in Jupiter!'

Take a look

Hey! Look at her

'Another slave for life bites the dust'

'My daughter seems to

sail in the same slave boat!'

'He refused to look

and now he's all eyes!'

'Don't embarrass me, sit down'

Do you work in Infosys or TCS?

I'm Nagesh

My friends call me Naga

Aren't you a software engineer?

Sir, is it 2 BHK or 3 BHK?

I have a soooper party, sir

We can close the deal tomorrow

Please remove

the 'To Let' board, sir

'What 'To Let' board'?

My mother said my life

will change if you're my wife

She was 100% right

The moment I saw you

I concluded a deal

Where do you work?

Where is 8th street

in Lakshmi nagar?

Give him directions to Lakshmi nagar

I don't know

She doesn't know it seems

You're this area's broker's daughter?

And you don't know?

Give him directions

Broker's daughter!

How long?

I'm starving

Just 5 more minutes

and I'll be done

Why did you marry him

knowing he's a real estate agent?

His parents lied to me

saying he is a bank employee

'As if she is a collector!'

My blessed fate

I'm living with him

You put up with him

If I had been in your shoes

I would have strangled him

I'm being teased wherever I go

as 'broker's daughter'

I feel so humiliated

Let this torture end with me

I've found the perfect boy for you

He is too good to be true

I was told you are

a software engineer

That's why I agreed to meet you

You don't like me

or my job now?

I don't like your job

So I don't like you either

Then girls prefer the profession

to the actual person!

Not knowing whether

it is day or night...

...working like a madcap

in cool comfort and ruining their health

To set that right they will spend

beyond their means, borrowing money

- You want only them?

- Yes

Earning 50,000 per month and

paying EMI to the tune of 55000

...is a software engineer's job

A broker lies through his teeth

and exaggerates to the core

Sells his soul for a commission

Isn't that your job?

Hey! Even if God orders me...

...this gentleman broker Nagesh

won't sell his integrity

Then you wouldn't have

clinched even 1 deal?

'Even she knows, huh?'

Not just a house broker

You aren't fit to be even a hustler!

I don't like you

Good bye, miss Aruvamanai

Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

Aruvamanai means 'chopper'

They grabbed the fritter

from your hands, huh?

Listen to me, all ears

Nowadays girls are very shrewd

They show their smart-ass side

even to the smartest groom ever

Sir being jobless-

Ouch! It hurts

Wait, dear

If I take a dig at him...

...don't know from where

your anger erupts, clear off now

You can have your 'anna'

all to yourself, see you

Will I get the perfect match?

In your dreams!

They hang up on me

as soon as I mention your job

Don't know where I'll find

the perfect match for him!

Only if the eldest son

is settled well in life...

...the whole family will prosper

Please listen to me

Take up some other job

Okay, right?

In my times though you won't find

too many literates around...

...they were all intelligent

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