My Man Is a Loser

Synopsis: My Man Is A Loser is a full-featured comedy about two married guys who employ their single playboy friend to help them get their mojo back to save their marriages. During the ensuing adventures, things start to backfire leaving the wives to wonder if the new versions of their husbands are worse than the old ones. This movie is projected to be released in 2014 and will deploy billions of Digital impressions including millions of Twitter and Facebook fans and followers helping to promote the film. We expect that this will be the heaviest digitally promoted Independent film to date.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Mike Young
Production: Lionsgate Films
 
IMDB:
4.4
Metacritic:
19
R
Year:
2014
95 min
Website
14 Views

I got the fruit group, the bread group

and the peanut butter group. He's all set.

Marty, my family wanted

to have dinner with us later.

So if you could make that happen,

that'd be great.

No, well, I got a hockey game, sweets.

So now hockey's more important than

dinner with my family?

No, I didn't say that,

it's just that the team needs me.

I wish they didn't, but they do.

I mean, the squad can't win without me.

Yeah. Okay. Well.

Maybe after the scouts see you

then you'll have some free time.

Yeah, well, you know

there was a time when I thought

the pro scouts would be calling.

And there was a time that

I thought I'd be 5'9".

Don't think I didn't notice

you skipping out on the jelly

on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Taking lazy to a whole new level.

No, no. It's just that

Alex's taste buds are changing,

he doesn't love jelly

as much as he used to.

Yeah, he told

you that?

- Who?

- Excuse me?

Fine, but it happens to boys.

You know, it happened to me.

I went through a heavy gefilte fish phase.

I used to hate it, now I love it.

Marty, jelly. Please.

I wrote a song. Do you want to hear it?

- Now?

- Yeah.

It's about getting roofied

and waking up not that upset.

I know it's a weird topic, but...

You can't write a great song without pain.

Well, that's not necessarily true.

I mean,

Madonna came from an upper- class family,

McCartney had a very good relationship

with his father,

and Alice Cooper, nice Jewish boy,

likes to play golf.

- Golf is a...

- Shut up. Just listen, okay?

Sleeping through sex

Wasn't as bad as I thought

He took me like a criminal

And I was caught

I'm asleep yet happy

Unconscious, not sad

Life can be happy

Don't have to be sad

So somebody call the cops

Or not

Very melodic. I like the

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