My Favorite Martian

-Yes, sir!

-Sergeant, get SETI group on the line.

-Copy that.

Showtime, boys.

We got ourselves a U.F.O.

Excuse me.

-What's this?

-It's Capt. Dalton's telephone number.

Well, he's not really my type, but-

-You made me look such an idiot.

-Brace, come on.

-Let me explain.

-Just wait until I tell my daddy.

-No, Br- Brace, come on!

-Billy!

-Wait a minute! Look, I-

-Nice knowin' ya.

Ooh-hoo.

Let us know where you end up.

-It wasn't a complete disaster.

Oh, compared to what?

-The Hindenburg?

Titanic.

I'm sorry, pal.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Sorry.

The blues kept knockin'

upon my door

-Get your nose up! Pull up!

I said up, not out of joint!

We're goin' down!

-Mayday! Mayday!

-Oh, not another ticket.

-Whoa!

-Aaah!

Are you crazy?

You could have totalled my car!

-Did you see it? Did you see it?

-See what?

There was a crash. A plane or some-

It was like a stealth fighter!

I don't know!

-It happened so fast!

-Oh, my God, a plane crash!

Well, that's terrible!

We don't even have any video!

Good! It's over here.

- Tim, wait for me!

-Humans.

-Wait, not so fast!

It's my story too, remember?

- What was that?

- Hmm? What was what?

It was this flicker, this-

this light that-

-Never mind.

-What, Tim?

Tim, wait!

Oh, my heel!

These are really expensive shoes,

you know!

Come on, Tim, where is it?

It was this huge thing!

It was this-

You know, it's really creepy out here.

Ow!

Tim?

-You've got 30 seconds and I'm leaving!

-Hmm.

-Look at this.

- What's that?

I don't know.

I-I- I don't know.

-Is this your idea of a joke?

-No, I swear to you- look at-

I mean, this thing was huge.

Oh, really? And I thought

you were one of the normal ones!

-I am one of the normal ones, normally.

Ha ha ha.

Nice try, Tim.

You and me, alone on the beach, on

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