
My Favorite Martian
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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-Yes, sir!
-Sergeant, get SETI group on the line.
-Copy that.
Showtime, boys.
We got ourselves a U.F.O.
Excuse me.
-What's this?
-It's Capt. Dalton's telephone number.
Well, he's not really my type, but-
-You made me look such an idiot.
-Brace, come on.
-Let me explain.
-Just wait until I tell my daddy.
-No, Br- Brace, come on!
-Billy!
-Wait a minute! Look, I-
-Nice knowin' ya.
Ooh-hoo.
Let us know where you end up.
-It wasn't a complete disaster.
Oh, compared to what?
-The Hindenburg?
Titanic.
I'm sorry, pal.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Sorry.
The blues kept knockin'
upon my door
-Get your nose up! Pull up!
I said up, not out of joint!
We're goin' down!
-Mayday! Mayday!
-Oh, not another ticket.
-Whoa!
-Aaah!
Are you crazy?
You could have totalled my car!
-Did you see it? Did you see it?
-See what?
There was a crash. A plane or some-
It was like a stealth fighter!
I don't know!
-It happened so fast!
-Oh, my God, a plane crash!
Well, that's terrible!
We don't even have any video!
Good! It's over here.
- Tim, wait for me!
-Humans.
-Wait, not so fast!
It's my story too, remember?
- What was that?
- Hmm? What was what?
It was this flicker, this-
this light that-
-Never mind.
-What, Tim?
Tim, wait!
Oh, my heel!
These are really expensive shoes,
you know!
Come on, Tim, where is it?
It was this huge thing!
It was this-
You know, it's really creepy out here.
Ow!
Tim?
-You've got 30 seconds and I'm leaving!
-Hmm.
-Look at this.
- What's that?
I don't know.
I-I- I don't know.
-Is this your idea of a joke?
-No, I swear to you- look at-
I mean, this thing was huge.
Oh, really? And I thought
you were one of the normal ones!
-I am one of the normal ones, normally.
Ha ha ha.
Nice try, Tim.
You and me, alone on the beach, on
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