My Fair Lady Page #2
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- Year:
- 1964
- 170 min
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instead of the way you do
"Why, you might be selling flowers, too"
PICKERING:
I beg your pardon."An Englishman's way of speaking
absolutely classifies him
some other Englishman despise him
"One common language
"Oh, why can't the English learn to...
"... set a good example to people
whose English is painful to your ears
"The Scotch and the Irish
leave you close to tears
"There even are places
where English completely disappears
"Why, in America
they haven't used it for years!
"Why can't the English
teach their children how to speak?
"Norwegians learn Norwegian,
the Greeks are taught their Greek
knows his language from 'A' to 'Z'
"The French don't care
what they do actually
"As long as they pronounce it properly"
"Arabians learn Arabian
with the speed of summer lightning
"The Hebrews learn it backwards
which is absolutely frightening
"Use proper English,
you're regarded as a freak
"Oh, why can't the English
"Why can't the English learn to speak?"
Thank you.
See this creature
with her curbstone English...
...that'll keep her in the gutter
till the end of her days?
In six months I could pass her off
as a duchess at an Embassy Ball.
I could get her a job
as a lady's maid or a shop assistant...
...which requires better English.
What's that you say?
Yes, you squashed cabbage leaf!
You disgrace to the noble architecture
of these columns!
You incarnate insult
to the English language!
I could pass you off as the Queen of Sheba.
You don't believe that, Capt'n?
Anything's possible.
I, myself, am a student of Indian dialects.
Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering,
the author of Spoken Sanskrit?
I am Colonel Pickering. Who are you?
I'm Henry Higgins,
author of Higgins' Universal Alphabet.
I came from India to meet you!
I was going to India to meet you!
- Higgins!
- Pickering!
- Where are you staying?
- At the Carleton.
No, you're not.
You're staying at 27A Wimpole Street.
You come with me.
We'll have a little jaw over supper.
Indian dialects have always fascinated me.
Buy a flower. I'm short for me lodgin'.
Liar!
You said you could change half a crown.
You ought to be stuffed
with nails, you ought!
Here, take the whole bloomin' basket
for a sixpence!
A reminder.
How many are there actually?
PICKERING:
How many what?Indian dialects?
PICKERING:
No fewer than...are recorded as vernacular in India.
Shouldn't we stand up, gentlemen?
We've got a bloomin' heiress in our midst.
Would you be lookin'
for a good butler, Eliza?
Well, you won't do.
"It's rather dull in town
I think I'll take me to Paris
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