Muppets from Space Page #3

- Who cut it?

- Look at that.

- Who cut this cake?

- That's awful. They would've done...

I can't believe it. The guests

of honor aren't even here yet.

Hey, great party!

I just wish they'd get here.

Hey, you! Did you cut Gonzo's cake?

I wonder if there is life

on other planets.

What do you care?

You don't have a life on this planet.

Are you ready?

The Galaxy Channel presents...

...UFO Mania Live, with

close-encounter expert Shelley Snipes.

Hello, I'mShelley Snipes.

Coming up on UFO Mania Live...

... I'll be taking a hard look

at some compelling new data.

Have you seen something in the sky

but were afraid to talk about it?

I don't understand why

they didn't show up.

Well, perhaps we can be of assistance.

I think we can help you contact

your alien brethren...

...by boosting your newly enhanced

conductivity.

Okay, Beakie. Let her rip.

Wait a minute.

I think I'm picking up a signal.

If you've had contact

with an alien...

... or if you are an alien

and want to tell your story...

... write to us or come to our studio.

Come to our studio

at 6577 Broadcast Lane now.

The mother ship is calling me home!

Thanks, guys.

The mother ship! It worked.

The mother ship!

Good, good, good. Beaker?

You said you going to tell him, okay.

The Jacuzzi thing was your idea,

and you have to tell him.

S, I will tell him, okay.

- They're calling me!

- Here he comes.

I can't talk now, guys.

- You should've told him.

- I wasn't supposed to!

- You said you'd tell him.

- I said, you!

Hi, guys. I'm here.

Just leave the tractor here

in front, okay?

And that's the way it is.

This is Miss Piggy saying

good night and have a great...

Where's my coffee?

I'm coming! Coming!

- I'll take one.

- In a minute.

Light, no sugar.

Shelley's stuck at the airport.

She won't make it on time.

Okay, I am not gonna panic.

Who am I kidding? Yes, I am.

No, I'm not.

Okay, I'm panicking. Who can we

possibly get at the last minute? Who?

Cappuccino?

Stand by, everybody.

Roll tape, please.

And cue I.D.

We're on in five... four... three... two...

Look! It's Piggy's new show.

Read! Read!

"Hello again. I'm Shelley Snipes."

Today on UFO Mania: Flying saucers...

...and their extraterrestrial pilots.

- Wish I could find my pants.

- You should come to see this.

"I'msure you've often wondered...

... What might those alien creatures

look like?"

People of Earth, do not be alarmed.

My message will be brief.

I am Gonzo.

I don't have a Gonzo.

There seems to be some mistake.

Dang!

You better get down there, Kerm.

Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?

You see, I was contacted through

my breakfast cereal...

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