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with my baby boy.
Mom, I don't want
Thank you.
Look, Mom, I'm sorry
for yelling, but...
Shut up and listen to me.
Okay.
Your father is dead.
Jesus, Mom.
Yeah, I know.
I don't think you do, Cooper,
because you weren't here.
This is supposed to be
a celebration.
It is.
-Bowling?
-Yes, bowling.
And I'm putting you
on the same team as Ken
so you can bond
because you're family now.
Well...
Toph said he's gonna take me
up to the cabin, actually,
-so I'm gonna have to...
-The cabin? What for?
There's a squatter.
And he's like
defecating everywhere.
It's awful.
Father, give me strength.
Don't say that.
Okay, fine, go.
But I want you
to do something for me.
Anything.
I want you to talk
to your big brother.
He's not doing
as well as he lets on.
Road trip, britches!
Yahoo!
Come on, say it.
Whoo!
Did you bring a flashlight?
We are prepared
for every eventuality.
-How are you even doing that?
-Doing what?
That's just so wrong.
against it.
Give it here.
You're honking.
All right, f*** it.
Think you can handle it?
Think you can handle
that p*ssy toker?
Yeah. I used to smoke
a ton of weed in high school.
A ton.
-A ton.
-What?
that I don't smoke it.
Not around me you didn't.
Yeah, 'cause you would've
f***ing smoked it all.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
How's that?
Yeah!
Still got it.
Thanks, dude!
Hi. This is Monica.
Please leave me a message.
Hey, look, I don't blame you
for not picking up, okay?
I just hope you've
had enough time to realize
that I made
the right decision.
Even if I didn't make it
in the most mature way possible.
You said it yourself that
your path is leading back to LA
and, you know, who knows
where I'm gonna end up?
Anyway, it's not that I didn't
I did. I did.
It's just that I didn't think
we were a good bet, that's all,
So I promise this is the last
All good?
Yeah.
Sweet.
So what exactly is our plan
for this squatter?
Kick him the f*** out.
Do we have any weapons?
Anything?
I think there's
a didgeridoo in the back.
You got a didgeridoo.
That's great.
You thought of everything.
He's probably just some hobo.
You know, he's a hobo.
Yeah, with a sawed-off shotgun
and a f***ing copy
of Mein Kampf.
That is the big city talking
right there.
You sound nuts, man.
God, I forget
how far up this was.
Yeah, well it's the middle of
the middle of nowhere, man.
So Dad was living up here
full time?
What the hell
was he thinking?
He was thinking that
civilization is for pussies
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