
Mountain Men
(0.00 / 0 votes)Yeah, hi, Herschberger, what?
What?
Can I get like a half a quarter?
No! I'm at the f***ing
doctor's office
with Leah right now, okay?
-I'm off duty.
-Well, she...
And call it a f***ing eighth,
all right?
Like what the f***
is a half-quarter?
-It's a...
-F*** off, man.
What do I look like,
the weed fairy to you?
I just fronted you last week.
You got cash?
On me? No.
No? Shocker.
F***. Get out of here.
Get away from the f***ing car.
Get away from the car, man!
This is a place of healing!
Don't be such a f***ing
lowlife, man,
hanging out in the parking lot
of a hospital.
Get a life!
F*** you.
F*** you!
I'm sorry.
That f***ing creep.
He's like hanging out
in parking lots now.
Okay.
-What did he say?
-I am.
You are.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you, did you guys,
did you and the doctor
talk about, you know, options?
He just gave me a number
for a clinic in Kelowna.
Okay, I mean, you know,
hey, if that's your choice,
I'm with you 100%.
I support it, okay?
I'll take you
down to the clinic,
we'll go to Kelowna, okay?
Just, you know, not this weekend
because Cooper's coming...
-Holy sh*t.
-What?
Yes, I'm aware of that.
You won't shut up
about your f***ing brother.
I'm excited. I never get
to see the guy, you know?
Does he even call you ever
or like email?
Call me?
We don't call each other.
We don't like
gossip on the phone
like a couple
of little girls.
He's my bro.
He's my kid brother, you know.
We'll just always be tight.
-Coop's coming?
-My God, Herschberger.
What the f***, man? I'm...
I'm having a personal
conversation with Leah.
Hey, Leah.
I hear he's doing real good
in the city.
Yeah, he is.
which means he's doing
the opposite of you,
you f***ing idiot,
so please just f*** off!
Okay, listen.
I... I hit the ATM.
You what?
I hit the ATM.
-Toph?
-How much you got?
-40?
All right.
You're such a f***ing idiot.
You still owe me 40.
I'm not f***ing around,
Herschberger.
F*** you.
F*** you. Thanks, bro.
All right, man.
Thank you.
-Hey, Mom.
-Hey.
Wow.
-Hey-o!
-You look beautiful.
Stop it.
It's not too poofy?
-No.
-No, no. More poof, in fact.
-No, not more.
-Premium poof package, please.
You look smoking-hot, Mom.
Thank you, thank you.
Toph.
I need you to go grab some paper
plates at the dollar store.
No. I'm picking up Coop
from the airport.
Well, grab 'em after.
I don't understand
why you don't have
real plates
at your wedding.
Excuse me.
Do you want to pay
for china plates?
No.
Then what is
the matter with you?
What, are you embarrassed
Mom, I'm not embarrassed
of paper plates.
They're just not
particularly fancy.
Well, guess what.
Neither is this family.
Coop is.
For heaven's sake.
Cooper thinks he's fancy.
Yeah, for good reason.
He's got a fancy girlfriend.
Thanks.
That's pretty fancy,
if you ask me.
Yeah, and before that, he lived
and a different fancy girlfriend
and different one before...
Makes him even fancier.
-You know what?
-Yes.
I'll get your paper plates
for your wedding.
But I just want to say,
Coop is out there doing
something with his life, okay?
He's living it.
Well, look at this,
you're on a bloody walkabout,
ya f***ing ripper.
That's about right.
Let me get it, let me get it.
Come on, come on.
-All right.
-No I got it, I got it.
Have you been working out?
-How are you doing, man?
-I'm doing good.
My God, Cooper.
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