Miranda Page #3

- Italians don't!

I wanted to show you the work

they've done on the garage.

Look.

That's where our house

will be, right there.

Selling watches?

That one's for you.

Put it on.

Oh, Berto.

Darling.

Just a minute.

There's something

I want you to see.

Come on.

Where did you get all this stuff?

I got it all with 50% off from

that furniture company I work for.

And look what else I've got?

I delivered truckloads

of these to Bologna.

I don't think they'll miss

the case I stole for us.

Cheers.

Stop it, would you, that tickles.

I want to marry you, Miranda.

I want to marry you...

Do you know that men with socks on

really turn me off, especially

when they're wearing boxer shorts?

And besides didn't you tell me

you love me because with me

you had freedom?

I must have a woman who

will stand behind me.

Well, look around!

Where do you think I am?

Pretty funny, except when

I make love I do it front!

You know I'm never going

to marry you.

You'll marry the old man, huh!

Or maybe you fell in love

with your American friend.

How can I make love to someone

who doesn't understand the woman

he says he's in love with?

- Women are all alike!

- And you're useless!

No! I'm sorry!

You made me angry.

You don't even know

how to get angry!

I like your arse Berto,

that's all! Put it in the

closet for all I care!

No, Miranda

don't go!

Please, come back!

The proprietor

has had a breakdown!

Go on, Gabrielle,

give your seat to Miranda.

Why does it have to be me?

He'll take you back in the truck.

Oh, sh*t!

Goodbye, Gabrielle.

Goodbye. See you later!

Goodbye.

Who the hell does she

think she is! B*tch.

There's hundreds like her

and better.

Right, and here's one.

And all of them piss

the same way.

Beautiful...

I want to amuse myself

Let's go Baby com'on.

Do you want a little?

Sure.

What's that?

It's Turkish gum.

Makes you high.

I want some too.

Here they are!

I really like women who

get wet right away.

No, no, it's only sweat.

Besides I have to pee.

- Want me to leave?

- Why are you ashamed?

Is it true that where you're from

they don't kiss girls here?

Who taught you to drive

me crazy like you do?

I learn fast on my own.

Com'on, kiss me.

No, not here.

You know where I mean!

Do men always do what you want?

What about Norman?

Do you like him?

He's handsome.

A bit strange though.

Strange, how?

It's hard to say.

He's different.

Italo would like us to go

to Africa together.

Africa?

Yeah. His folks are in Somalia.

He wants to live there,

work selling new trucks for Berto.

And you?

I don't know.

I miss Jack.

We were so in love.

And I was in love with Gino.

It's nice to love only one man.

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