MicroSex Office Page #2

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Coz' they will disappear

after coming into the office.

They will only show up again in the afternoon.

They are only here for me

to lay them off.

I see.

Okay, let me introduce.

This is Tarzan.

He's our Senior Marketing Sales Human Resources

Production and In-house Graphic Designer.

Nice to meet you!

Hi! Nice to meet you!

Okay, Tarzan, get me a black copy.

Me?

Well, the next one

is our Senior Accounting...

Administration Logistic Promotion

and Customer Service, Heidi.

Hi Heidi! Nice to meet you!

Hi!

Alright, tell me Heidi's title.

$100 penalty for any mistake.

Okay, she's the...

is our Senior Accounting...

Administration Logistic Promotion

and Customer Service, Heidi

Penalty?

No, great.

Thank you! You are so sweet!

You are so cute!

Auntie Big, come here.

She's been working

in our company for many years.

Senior Cleaning Controller Door Security

and also our Tea-lady, AUNTIE BIG.

Ben Chow, your coffee.

Okay, get back to work.

Monday.

Really busy.

Monday feels like,

having routine sex with your wife.

Boring.

Hubby, you are back!

It's Monday, let's have some fun.

Come on.

Well, my auntie told me that

her dog had a fight with grand-uncle's cat.

Harder.

Honey, our toilet bowl is stuck.

Can you fix it for me?

I will come back to you after fixing it.

Tuesday

What does Tuesday feel like?

It's damn boring.

I've been longing for Saturday.

It's like your own chick, no matter how long

you've waited, she's still too young.

Prince, am I beautiful?

I still have to wait quite a while until

real happiness knocks on my door.

So beautiful.

Heidi baby, it's for you.

Go to hell.

I'm here to collect debt.

Your debt!

Hey, Bro Dragon!

What a coincidence, come on... have a seat...

You are really somebody,

what would you like to drink?

Iced lemon tea, less sugar, more ice.

Auntie Big,

iced lemon tea, less sugar, more ice.

And a fruit salad too.

Where's your boss?

When is he gonna pay the carriage fee?

Sorry, my boss is in a meeting.

Meeting again?

Do you think I'm a punk?

I would get you and your boss to work as gigolo

and your chicks to be hookers.

When I get really crazy...

I would scare myself too.

Be careful...

Tarzan.

The Hello Kitty that my dad

bought me is missing.

She's hot, rookie?

Dwarf?

Your ex-colleague?

Sh*t you! Sh*t you! Sh*t you!

You bastard! Get lost!

You looking for some beating?

Dare you mess around in my turf!

You bastard!

Go to hell!

Sh*t!

Excuse me, have you seen my Hello Kitty?

The Hello Kitty that my dad

bought me is missing.

Okay, I'll give you one more week.

I give this lady face,

you have to clear your debt next week.

Where's my Hello Kitty?

Rachel, you are so great.

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