Men in Black 3 Page #3

Hi-yah!

[GRUNTS]

[ALIEN ROARING]

[WHEEZING]

[SNEEZES]

[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]

[ALIEN ROARS]

[ALIEN SHRIEKS]

[GROANS]

Ugh!

[RETCHES AND GRUNTS]

[SHRIEKS]

Hello, K.

Boris the Animal.

It's just Boris.

You haven't changed very much.

I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.

Yes, my arm.

We've thought about that moment

every day for the last 40 years.

Well, that's just not living a full life.

I can promise you

it will be longer than yours.

Lonelier too. Since you're

the last Boglodite standing.

We'll see about that.

But first,

I want the pleasure of killing you.

Yo, K.

- Where the hell have you been?

- Fishing.

[J & K SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

You don't know it, K,

but you're already dead.

You all right?

[ALIEN ROARING]

May I have everyone's attention,

please?

Thank you.

You know how your kid won

the goldfish in that little baggie

from the fair and you didn't

want it in your house

so you told your kid it ran away

when you flushed it down the toilet?

Well, this is what happens.

Okay? See what I'm talking about?

Don't lie to your kids.

Man, I am getting too old

for this.

I can only imagine how you feel.

Boris the Animal.

I put him away a long time ago.

It's the worst mistake I ever made.

Why? Was he innocent?

Should have killed him.

- Well, sh*t, let's go get him.

- No.

- No?

- Leave it alone.

It's above your pay grade.

We have the same pay grade.

It has nothing to do with you.

Mind your own business.

Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit

of that bass out your voice.

Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is

running around, this is my business.

You forget about Boris

or my report will reflect

that your conduct

has been unbecoming.

Well, maybe my report

is gonna reflect some sh*t too, K.

- You are suspended for two weeks.

- Bullshit.

Four weeks.

How about I quit?

K:
There are things out

there you don't need to know.

That's not the lie you told me

when you recruited me.

What up, pops?

- Lose your partner?

- Yeah.

WOMAN 1 [OVER PA]:

Next shuttle to Afazumba

leaving in 22 minutes.

[WOMAN 2 SPEAKING

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE OVER PA]

J:

Search

Boris the Animal.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE:

Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin.

Boglodites were a rogue alien race

that consumed all planets

in their path.

Boris the Animal

was the only suspect

in a series of alien murders

on Earth.

Incident report.

Boris the Animal was convicted

for the following murders

that occurred on July 15, 1969.

Murder number one: Coney Island,

10:
37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.

Murder number two: The Factory.

Refine search.

Agent K.

Junior Agent K apprehended

and arrested

Boris the Animal on July 16, 1969,

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