Meet the Feebles Page #2

I get one leg missing...

How do I get around?

Shiny shiny fishy

in the ocean blue.

Swam into a sewage pipe,

pooh, pooh, pooh.

Said "I'm in the sh*t,

better take a dive".

Stuck his head out of the water

and began to jive.

I got one leg missing...

one leg missing...

I got one leg missing...

How do I get around?

All right!

What are you doing here,

pincushion?

I was just watching the chorus.

- You're the new boy, aren't you?

- Yes, I am.

I just started today.

I'm Robert.

You may be Robert to your friends,

but you're fly sh*t to me.

Piss off!

Yes, sir.

Goddamn prickleback!

I got one leg missing...

I got one leg missing...

I got one leg missing.

How do I get around?

That Lucille's got

a cute tush.

I wouldn't mind giving her

a poke with the old pork sword.

I get one leg missing.

How do I get around?

Trevor, please,

I need it, man.

I need it.

I told you before,

it's coming.

Yeah, but...

I got the shakes something bad.

If I don't get a fix,

I won't be able to perform.

Listen, it'll be here, all right?

Stop bothering me.

I can pay for it.

Thanks froggy.

This'll cover what you owe me.

But that's all I've got!

Well, you'd better find

another fifty bucks before six.

That's all I've got!

Thank you everybody.

You've all mutilated

that number rather nicely.

We'll have another shot at it

at two thirty...

and perhaps put it out

of its misery.

Excuse me, Mr. Bletch.

Sir...

If I could have a minute

of your time.

I've been waiting to see you

all day.

I've got a smashing little routine

I think will go down a treat.

So, you want to join the Feebles?

Oh, rather!

Ok son, I'll give you one minute.

Impress me.

It's one of my own compositions.

It's called:

"Glad to Be a Guppy".

I'm a fishy little fellow

with a scaly sort of skin...

and I frolic in the shadows

when the tide is coming in.

Is something the matter,

Mr. Bletch?

I think I've got a cavity

in a rear molar.

Would you mind

having a look for me?

Oh, Certainly.

It's right at the back.

Oh, it's awful dark in here!

Went down a treat, all right.

Heh, heh!

Hello, Lucille.

You may not remember me.

My name is Robert

and I'd just like to say that...

you're the most pretty girl

I've ever met.

I was wondering if you would like

to go to the movies tomorrow night.

Those flowers are for you!

Maybe I should give her

the flowers first.

Gorblimey!

The poor little blighter's smitten!

Hi, these flowers are for you.

They are white roses.

I hope you like them.

You may not remember me,

but my name is Robert.

I was wondering if you'd like

to go to the movies.

I tried on the lace camisole

and it fitted perfectly.

Hi, my name is...

movies...

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