Mary And Max Page #4
Because I am good with numbers
I had to work out how many
ballpoint pens the Army needed.
One day they did a security check
and asked whether I was a member
of any radical groups.
I told them I was a member of
the New York Science Fiction Fan Club.
They said this didn't count
but dismissed me anyway.
Fortunately, I did not remember
to tell them I was once a communist.
Have you ever been a communist?
Have you ever been attacked by a crow
When I was 9, a crow attacked me
on my way to school.
I had to have three stitches
and in spring I now wear a helmet
with eyes I have painted on.
People laugh at me
when I wear my helmet.
I'm not sure why.
but I try not to let them worry me.
New York is a very busy
and noisy place.
somewhere much quieter
Iike the moon.
I don't like crowds, bright lights,
sudden noises or strong smells.
New York has all these
especially the smells.
I often wear nose and ear plugs
when I go outside.
It helps keep me calm.
I find humans interesting but I have
trouble understanding them.
I think, however,
I will understand and trust you.
You appear very happy and I think
as I know Australia
has a lot of shrimps.
Can you speed-read?
two pages at once
one eyeball per page.
I have to go now
even though I have not told you
about my 7th job,
in a condom factory.
Write back soon.
Your American friend,
Max Jerry Horowitz.
PS. Please find enclosed
a photo from one of those booths.
PPS. Thank you for the Cherry Ripe
and I am glad you like chocolate
as much as I do.
I have never eaten
sweetened condensed milk
but I will try some this week.
PPPS. I have never used a condom.
Gey gezunterheyt.
Max hoped
A friend that wasn't invisible,
a pet or rubber figurine.
He counted the stars and wondered
how many days, hours, minutes
it would take his letter
to reach Australia.
Vera was not impressed...
Aaaarrgh!
..not impressed at all.
This nutcase would not be her daughter's
penfriend, she thought.
There was enough ugliness in the world.
Mary would be home from school
in an hour
enough time for another cup of tea
and a bit of cricket to soothe the nerves
and dissolve the memory of Max's letter
from her pickled mind.
Yeah, he's out.
Unbelievable. 14. England 7/150.
Stop! Wait!
Hey, fellas, you got room
for one more bag?
Sure, Mrs Dinkle. Hop in!
Good one, Kevin!
Aaaarghhh!
Come on, Vera.
We've got some other bags to pick up!
Ooh. Hmm.
Mary, is that all the rubbish?
Yep!
See ya, Toots!
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