Mardi Gras: Spring Break

Synopsis: For three college guys, it's senior year and the co-ed experience has left them high and dry. Their solution: A road trip to Mardi Gras, where beautiful babes are happy to lift their shirts and open containers are always welcome. But after dressing in drag, breaking into Carmen Electra's hotel room, starring in a scandalous sex show and accidentally exploding a feces bomb in a swank hotel lobby, will the Mardi Gras magic kick in and their wildest fantasies come true?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Phil Dornfeld
Production: Sony Pictures
88 min

so shitty!

Well, maybe showing

your anus to everyone in Behavioural Psych

wasn't the best step forward.

This sucks.

I don't know how life could get any worse.

Despair. Destruction. Desolation.

Thankfully New Orleans

refused to give in to defeat,

and today the city thrives again.

Join us tomorrow night at 11:00

as our own J T LeBlanc

reports the rebuilding effort

that continues there today

even as the city

celebrates this festive Mardi Gras season.

That's it. That's what we have to do.

We should volunteer

in the Lower Ninth Ward?

Are chicks into that?

I'm talking about Mardi Gras.

This is the answer to all of our problems.

I can't go to Mardi Gras.

I think you guys

are missing the big picture here.

This is our chance

to make up for

all of the "almosts" and "never wases"

of the last four years.

Do you know what

I searched to get this page?

Mardi Gras!

This was the first page that came up.

Are we grasping that point?

Bump, look, I'd love to go.

I've got cousins that live down there.

But I'm not gonna just bail on Erica.

Mike! You're our wingman! We need you.


Look, you don't have to do it for me.

You don't even have to do it for Scottie.

But think about poor little Max,

a ship before its virgin voyage.

Dry docked.

Never even been wet before.

Not even its little head.

- It's not little!

- Do it for Max.

Think of it

as Max's Mardi Gras.

The chicks!

My grandfather died.

Oh, my God, Erica!

I take it you came alone?

He meant so much to me.

I'll get a flight for the funeral.

No, no. I don't want you to do that.

I think I just need to be alone with my family.

Just for a couple days.

I understand.

Can I do anything?

You could give me a snuggle.

And you could TiVo American Idol?

Now she wants everything.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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