Major Payne Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 95 min
- 7,070 Views
Come on, people !
Mo-o-o-ve !
Hustle, hustle, hustle !
Let's go. Giddyap !
Giddyap, let's go !
Sir, the squad
is formed, sir !
Carry on.
My name is
As of 0800...
I am replacin'
Major Frankfurt...
as your commanding officer !
See now,
what we have here...
is a failure to communicate.
Do... not... attempt...
to challenge...
my... authority !
I have eight weeks
to turn you gaggle of maggots...
into a well-disciplined
cadet unit.
From this day forward,
your sorry asses belong to me.
You will not eat, sleep,
drink, blow your nose,
or even dig in your butts
without my say-so !
Know this:
Killin'is my business, ladies,
and business is good !
- Yoo-hoo !
- What ?
I have to go
to the bathroom.
- You hold it, turd.
- I can't !
I said hold it, or
I'll break that off...
and kick it around
on the ground.
Now, be advised, ladies,
- we are going to win
- I said win:
Whiskey, Indian, November.Get used to the sound
of that word !
- What, boy ? What, what, what ?
I did somethin' bad.
Go change your Huggies, boy,
and be back here pronto !
Stop that cryin' !
You'll get no pity from me !
You think your tears'll stop Charlie
from takin' his bayonet...
- and stickin' it in
- What the hell was that, you
little freckle-faced cartoon ?
Did I give you
permission to sneeze, Opie ?
- No, sir.
- Then you hold it in,
you big-eared turd,
- otherwise I'll kick your ass
back to Mayberry !
I see we have a sickly boy
on our hands.
We're gonna have to boost
your immune system, son !
Drop down,
give me 25 pushups now !
- Count 'em out !
- One, sir.
- Two, sir.
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?
You find a piece of candy
in your pocket ?
- No, sir !
- What's your name, tubby ?
- H-Heathcoat, sir !
- Heathcoat.
You know, you remind me
of the doughboy.
If I poke your stomach
will it make you go
You know what ? I'm gonna help you
make room for lunch, bacon-boy.
Drop down, give me 30 situps
right now ! Let's go !
Count 'em out !
Let me see that belly roll !
- One, tubby, tubby !
- One, sir.
- Come on, pork chop !
- Two, chubby, chubby !
- Two, sir.
Whoo !
You's a pure genius !
Who you ? Redd Foxx ?
No, better yet.
You Richard Pryor, ain't you ?
Whoo !
What's your name,
girlfriend ?
Dwight Williams, but the boys
call me "D," sir.
- You can call me D.
- D, hmm ?
Yeah, brother.
- You like the way I handle
these white boys, D ?
- Oh, yeah !
It make you feel good to see
a black man runnin' things, huh ?
- Malcolm X.
- Well, let me tell you somethin', D.
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